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  1. Even though the cost of living keeps going up, it remains quite popular.
  2. You can tell a redneck is married by the tobacco spit stains on the doors on both sides of the truck
  3. RT @xoxTORIxox: @RedneckSingle You know if ur a rednick if you get a monster truck for a wedding present
  4. Tennessee has a new state lottery. It's $3.00 a year for a million years
  5. How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum? Two, one to eat and one to watch for cars.
  6. @Classy_Sassy_Me Don't mind at all. Glad to have you here.
  7. A tornado hit the Governor's mansion in Tennessee. It nearly took out the entire trailer park.
  8. If duct tape don't fix it, you ain't using enough duct tape
  9. @TheDavidBowers: Thanks. it's nice to be welcome
  10. A yankee zoo lists the animal's name and latin origin. A southern zoo lists the animal's name and a recipe
  11. @cjsorg I like that even better. lol
  12. You know the band Barenaked Ladies is from Canada because if they were from Georgia, they would be called Bucknaked Women
  13. They have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32 so they can keep alcohol out of the high schools!
  14. I just got one of the new Arkansas state quarters...it's two dimes and a nickel taped together
  15. @Lady_Trucker Thanks much! I'll try to keep the humor as bad as possible. lol
  16. It's official: Trailer parks are one of the biggest causes of tornadoes
  17. @Koshmarik It's the Wonder Bread in the fridge
  18. I was driving through south Georgia and saw signs saying “pecans ahead.” Wouldn’t “restrooms ahead” be more appropriate?
  19. What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? When it's over, someone's gonna lose a trailer.
  20. @WTN4JMC: Thanks to you too.