RedlineTheatre
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Happy Memorial Day from Redline Theatre!
11:44 AM May 28th
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The economic situation here has gotten so bad, I've started my own political movement
3:40 PM Mar 10th
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Some called it my nervous breakdown. I called it my sanity having a snow day.
9:58 AM Feb 17th
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You ever feel like you just won the bronze medal in a two-man race?
8:25 AM Feb 3rd
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My parents and I were debating economics last night: I asked them to buy me an Xbox and they told me to get a job.
9:31 AM Feb 2nd
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I'm a firm believer in death after life.
2:49 PM Jan 31st
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My wife says my memory has deteriorated lately. She's crazy; I don't remember this happening at all.
2:44 PM Jan 30th
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Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!
12:27 PM Jan 30th
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A gallery of sexual harassment stock photos:
7:33 AM Jan 25th
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The new tax code should be Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
6:24 PM Jan 24th
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Some people are certified assholes, but not me. I'm just an amateur with a wealth of experience.
2:41 PM Jan 24th
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@ Adamantium Skeleton
1:56 PM Jan 24th
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in reply to comedy4cast
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I asked my wife: "If I equal X, and you equal Y, how many times can X go into Y tonight?" She said, "That's an imaginary number."
1:44 PM Jan 24th
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If I were a male stripper, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be a policeman or a fireman. I'd be a @ team member
12:54 PM Jan 23rd
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If time is money, and time flies while you're having fun, how costly is fun? Solve to the third decimal.
1:31 PM Jan 20th
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No, we arent afraid of snot curses. RT @ What if an atheist sneezes? Would saying "bless you" be appropriate?
11:18 AM Jan 17th
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I thought I was mentally ill, but my doctor told me it was all in my mind.
11:58 AM Jan 20th
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What if an atheist sneezes? Would saying "bless you" be appropriate? When an atheist says "bless you" to someone do they take it seriously?
11:16 AM Jan 17th
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When I was a little boy, my grandfather said "bless you" after I coughed. When I corrected him, he said, "Go to hell then."
10:55 AM Jan 17th
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Also, is there a statute of limitations on saying "bless you"? Could I just wait until the day after someone sneezes?
10:53 AM Jan 17th
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- Name Redline Theatre
- Web http://www.redlin...
- Bio Redline Theatre is a high-octane audio drama featuring original short stories written, performed, and produced by Jim Bultas, Eric Schulte, and Justin Warner.
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