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Don't you just fell terrible when you can't tell if someone is retarded? Just pondering whether their stupid, kooky, or full blown 'tarded3:00 PM Dec 21stfrom txt
Danger: trying to pick up a girl, when you know her older brother may break your jaw.1:53 AM Dec 20thfrom txt
Ok, so the 'shirt-tucked-in-underwear' guy is now the 'pants-tucked-in-socks' guy8:23 AM Dec 4thfrom txt
Aha! I just caught my bitter enemy, Kirk Cameron, using cue cards.4:31 PM Nov 30thfrom txt
I sometimes laugh to cover up the noise of my farts.9:22 PM Nov 29thfrom txt
Shouting 'I am Beowulf!!' Is apparently no longer an acceptable pick-up line in a bar scenario nowadays.3:19 AM Nov 28thfrom txt
Gather 'round the campfire, children. This is the tale about yours truly getting drunk and watching 'Beowulf'8:17 PM Nov 27thfrom txt
He must be planning it. Every day this guy has his undies pulled up past his pant-line, and half of his shirt tucked in them. Quite strange8:25 AM Nov 27thfrom txt