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  1. Oddly, I suddenly crave candy corn
  2. Don't you just fell terrible when you can't tell if someone is retarded? Just pondering whether their stupid, kooky, or full blown 'tarded
  3. Danger: trying to pick up a girl, when you know her older brother may break your jaw.
  4. ... Don't ask me what that means
  5. I'm a walking contradiction
  6. Shaniqua don't live here no'mo
  7. I have been accused of talking like a Vulcan. Fascinating.
  8. Clint Eastwood is WAY to classy to be on the George Lopez show.
  9. Oh yeah, almost forgot: Go Ducks
  10. Ok, so the 'shirt-tucked-in-underwear' guy is now the 'pants-tucked-in-socks' guy
  11. Aha! I just caught my bitter enemy, Kirk Cameron, using cue cards.
  12. I sometimes laugh to cover up the noise of my farts.
  13. Shouting 'I am Beowulf!!' Is apparently no longer an acceptable pick-up line in a bar scenario nowadays.
  14. Gather 'round the campfire, children. This is the tale about yours truly getting drunk and watching 'Beowulf'
  15. He must be planning it. Every day this guy has his undies pulled up past his pant-line, and half of his shirt tucked in them. Quite strange
  16. I just burned my tongue.
  17. I've been writing a book on the WNBA. It can't slam dunk either.
  18. Damned Jaffa are a bunch of drama queens.
  19. Why do these people keep trying to trust the System Lords? They're no good. No good I tell ya.
  20. Alec Baldwin is, by far, the best Baldwin