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@Tsaksonakis Keep thinking happy thoughts & so shall I. If I keep on with this MIL thing I shall deteriorate into mother of all grumps! x 6 minutes ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@suellewellyn OP may not be *all* that safe ... I have some fairly lethal leeks in stock! Am a great fan of vegetable abuse! 7 minutes ago from web in reply to suellewellyn
@chubbyewok You'll be about 4 minutes away from me when you hit Ensbury Park ... soggy Moordown! 10 minutes ago from web in reply to chubbyewok
@smartie999 And donkeys can be very cuddly, too! (Unless detached from their bodies in a cosa "not"sra type fashion, that would be messy). 12 minutes ago from web in reply to smartie999
@suellewellyn Bought one a few years ago. Had less than seasonal thoughts of using it as a weapon & hitting OP with it! He's safe this year! 15 minutes ago from web in reply to suellewellyn
@Tsaksonakis Think worse. She could have knocked Mrs T into a corner in the vileness stakes. :( 17 minutes ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@smartie999 Would that OP had his sense of humour! x 19 minutes ago from web in reply to smartie999
@suellewellyn Feeling ignoble now. I bought mine ready peeled & washed. Am most impressed! x 23 minutes ago from web in reply to suellewellyn
@Tsaksonakis You'll know her if you see her. You'll start to shudder involuntarily, too! 24 minutes ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@troublebrother Oi Nick! Thanks & I hope you do, too! Karen x 31 minutes ago from web in reply to troublebrother
@JGONeill Ooh, I've only just caught up with your big hug! Thank you, thank you! And a big hug right back atcha! xxxxx 32 minutes ago from web in reply to JGONeill
@iamamro You're in good company, then! ;) 34 minutes ago from web in reply to iamamro
@chubbyewok Blimey, in which part of Catatonia have you arrived? Comfort & joy in short supply in this part! 35 minutes ago from web in reply to chubbyewok
@Tsaksonakis If that tentacle was attached to my MIL you will be going to hell & back. Take supplies & a flask! x 36 minutes ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@Tsaksonakis I think OP feels pretty much the same way about me! He (& my exes) loved my dearest Ma to pieces. (So did I. Miss her badly). x 37 minutes ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@smartie999 That picture is too flattering! Actually MIL wasn't bad looking but had a heart as black as coal & a vile, vile mind. *shudders* 38 minutes ago from web in reply to smartie999
@Tsaksonakis Squids are jolly nice in comparison! x about 1 hour ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@iamamro You probably don't know @tsaksonakis & I very well then! *harumphs* about 1 hour ago from web in reply to iamamro
@Tsaksonakis I cheer you up? Heaven help you! x about 1 hour ago from web in reply to Tsaksonakis
@kibbutzshorts Wouldn't that be a DOB?? My not-so-sainted MIL had "a smile". it could wither plants at 30 ft. *shudders again*. @smartie999 about 1 hour ago from web in reply to kibbutzshorts

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Name Karen Redman
Location Bournemouth, UK
Web http://redmummyra...
Bio Sparklingly fair 1st time Mum of witty 12 yr old son/Disgruntled wife/Dog + cat owner/Rabbit + gerbil cage cleaner/Ex BBC/Current Affairs mad/Erratic blogger

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