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  1. I used to think Britney Spears was dumb; however now that I hear she can count to 3, I have to give the girl props. 7:37 AM Dec 7th from web
  2. I have 68 followers; if I participate in Follow Friday, I'd get thru to more people by going door to door. 2:01 PM Dec 4th from web
  3. Note to my princess-y self: Not all doors are automatic. Related: Ouch! 1:32 PM Dec 2nd from web
  4. The closest thing to healthy eating I have achieved today is this "all natural ice cream". Sadly, this is not a euphemism. Yet... 7:39 PM Dec 1st from web
  5. Vodka...check. Xanex...check. A good sense of self worth? Check that at the door; it's the start of the holidays with the family. 8:45 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. I love some people. I like some people. Then there are those that I tolerate just because they are just so darn cute! 12:27 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. "Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself. They..." http://tumblr.com/xer48di12 11:42 AM Nov 24th from Tumblr
  8. Photo: Facebook, seriously…that’s the husband, so just what the hell are you trying to say here? http://tumblr.com/xer488b38 6:53 AM Nov 24th from Tumblr
  9. Photo: It’s still raining but I won’t tick God anymore with my talk of punching tiny kittens…How about I just... http://tumblr.com/xer47wfgd 7:26 PM Nov 23rd from Tumblr
  10. If you cut me off in traffic, that instantly gives me the right to Twitter about what a meanie head you are. 7:16 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Yoga...if I'm going to be pudgy, I can at least be bendy. 7:15 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. "All you need is love." - John Lennon/Paul McCartney http://tumblr.com/xer45ijn2 1:15 PM Nov 20th from Tumblr
  13. A car heater that only works with one foot on the gas. Who says poverty doesn't breed creativity? I wrote this, didn't I? 2:48 PM Nov 19th from TwitterBerry
  14. Short term memory issues mean thinking of a great Twitter update but getting to the page, then...oooh, look, pretty colors. 6:26 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. Listening to 80's music in the mornings causes a panic that I forgot my Algebra homework. 6:23 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. Photo: Hand to God, if it is sunny in Seattle, I will punch a tiny kitten! http://tumblr.com/xer446my4 2:53 PM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  17. Photo: Sweet mother of God…look at that hip bone…I have no words… http://tumblr.com/xer444dim 1:02 PM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  18. "The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can..." http://tumblr.com/xer4428yt 10:57 AM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  19. Overheard: Lunch from the Man of Steel... - Man of Steel: Did you inventory your lunch? Me: Yes I did, thank... http://tumblr.com/xer441tuv 10:31 AM Nov 18th from Tumblr
  20. @LucyKateHopkins If you like racing, let's get you a pro-stock car...much love and good thoughts! Get better soon! 1:57 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to LucyKateHopkins