RedHuggs
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There really are no words. Don't become a doctor if you can't give rape victims appropriate care & compassion!
about 17 hours ago
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Somebody hand me one of those small martini swords. There's an immortal fly that's been in my apartment for 3 days.
1:25 PM Jun 2nd
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If one more roofing company calls this house, I'm going to do what @ calls a KRISTIN SMASH.
1:34 PM Jun 2nd
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That great moment when you find out the rescue dog you've been socializing just for her first trip to the vet has NOT been spayed.
1:15 PM May 31st
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I'm not even kidding, I just spoke with a salesman whose name is "Kant."
8:43 AM May 31st
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The House is just bored. What percentage of women actually say, "Oh, damn. I wanted a girl. Time to head for the nearest abortionist!"
8:17 AM May 31st
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Twitter is sending emails now? I thought the rule was never cross the streams?
5:46 AM May 31st
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So, you guys feel like someone snuck your dating history to Adele & she wrote all her songs about it & now owes you tons of money, right?
10:51 PM May 30th
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The wind is impressive. Like, "I'll break your fucking windows out, dude." impressive.
9:39 PM May 30th
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@ Family Guy reference.
9:35 PM May 30th
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in reply to rorymccarron
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My calendar is my enemy. It sets itself against me desire to do nothing every time, AND it's stealing my water.
9:30 PM May 30th
via Twitterrific for Mac
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OH MY GOD, it is so annoying when the iTunes icon jumps up and down incessantly, like a five year old who has to pee.
9:20 PM May 30th
via Twitterrific for Mac
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Anyone from OKC doing the Warrior Dash, wanting to carpool?
9:09 PM May 30th
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@ She completes Oklahoma's lovely lake views...
8:59 PM May 30th
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in reply to JoshuaTrent
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@ I'll give you 6.2, & no more. Firm offer.
8:45 PM May 30th
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in reply to JoshuaTrent
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@ I feel self-loathing, but it was amazing.
8:06 PM May 30th
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in reply to JoshuaTrent
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@ I'm ready to try the Karamel Sutra tonight! I can't wait.
7:30 PM May 30th
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It looks like someone hated all the trees & fences in Edmond.
9:22 AM May 30th
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So there's good news & bad news & both are that I'm going to need a new roof.
8:51 PM May 29th
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Wow. My power came back on just in time to watch the Thunder losing to the Spurs. OneOK couldn't have waited ten more minutes? Sheesh.
8:41 PM May 29th
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- Name Kristin
- Location Oklahoma, USA
- Bio I would rather sit on a pumpkin, & have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. -Thoreau
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