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  1. Really people; haven't we discussed fanny packs? It isn't ironic, hip, or cool anymore (especially you women)! Stop being an embarassment. 8:11 AM Nov 5th from txt
  2. I haven't had a day off in 3 weeks. This is the first time since June 20th that I have left the office during daylight! Last tax return ... 6:54 PM Sep 14th from txt
  3. @dooce: So, are you saying not to buy Maytag? Just confirming.... 12:55 PM Aug 26th from web
  4. Nothing kills a girl's hard on faster than a HOT checker at Safeway describing how he was saved by Jesus! 6:50 AM Aug 11th from txt
  5. I just saw an adult male wearing ear muffs! Win! 7:58 AM Jul 23rd from txt
  6. Mile 2 of the AIDS walk. Morale is high. 11:35 AM Jul 19th from txt
  7. Sometimes you just need to treat yourself...Full body massage this morning and foot massage and pedicure this afternoon. Life is good. 3:09 PM Jul 18th from txt
  8. I's like to request a nap. 1:01 PM Jul 15th from web
  9. Cool Whip comes in a spray can?!?! Slap my ass and call me a donkey - that shit makes my year!! 10:43 PM May 21st from txt
  10. W Line Bus Alert: Leather pants being worn as part of the work attire! God Bless San Francisco!! 8:17 AM May 18th from txt
  11. When it's too hot to masterbate...you KNOW that it is way too fucking hot!! 10:14 PM May 17th from txt
  12. I just literally LOLed at a Verizon commercial. I am officially losing it! 10:55 PM Apr 23rd from txt
  13. WTF? Who ate the entire bag of Cinnamon & Sugar Pits Chips while I was watching my show? Unbelievable... 9:09 PM Apr 22nd from txt
  14. Cinnamon & Sugar Pita Chips from Trader Joe's are quite possibly the worlds most precious gift to man kind. 8:52 PM Apr 22nd from txt
  15. This is the first Friday night since February that I have left the office before 10pm!!! Hello life, how have you been? 4:18 PM Apr 17th from txt
  16. Home before 7pm? My God...a miracle! 7:23 PM Apr 16th from txt
  17. Never go to Trader Joes craving "SOMETHING." It'll cost you $47 when you can't decide on JUST ONE snack. 8:55 PM Apr 11th from txt
  18. I would love to claim that I am just getting home frm a crazy night out...but nope...I just got home from WORK!!! 12:36 AM Mar 28th from txt
  19. I'm so sick of looking... 9:53 AM Mar 16th from web
  20. My breath smells like ass and my right eye is sealed shut from the eye makeup that I didn't wash off last night: somebody's hung over. 12:35 PM Mar 15th from txt