RebeccaLeMornay
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
about 5 hours ago
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Tweeting again!
about 13 hours ago
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
about 23 hours ago
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
9:33 PM Jan 4th
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
1:17 PM Jan 4th
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You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
5:27 AM Jan 3rd
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
10:17 PM Jan 2nd
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I love Jenna Jameson!
2:48 PM Jan 2nd
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Here's a tip for you guys from me. Girls like sexy abs, make it your New Years resolution. You can thank me later ;) -
8:19 AM Jan 2nd
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times like this requires a boyfriend! anyone? lol
12:57 AM Jan 2nd
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
4:58 PM Jan 1st
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Happy New Year everyone!
10:25 AM Jan 1st
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
8:14 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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not feeling great again :(
1:29 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
6:17 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
11:21 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
3:16 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
7:44 AM Dec 30th, 2009
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
11:53 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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Never stand between a dog and the hydrant
5:08 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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- Name RebeccaDeMornay
- Web http://www.teenso...
- Bio Hi, I'm Rebecca De Mornay, no relation to the actual actress lol... however we share the same name :) Oh and i just turned 18... legal baby.. yaaaa! lol
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