Real_Bin_Laden
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None of the Suicide Girls I've contacted is interested in blowing themselves up at Staples Center. WTF? That is blatant false advertising.
1:19 PM Dec 1st
from Seesmic
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Yeah, you know who else keeps Lists, guys? Allah. And I'm betting most of you aren't on his list. Just saying...
8:56 PM Nov 20th
from web
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What's up with them hoes tonight?
8:30 PM Nov 20th
from web
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I still can't believe your American president bowed to the Japanese emperor! When Middle Eastern leaders meet, we just cockpunch each other.
4:30 PM Nov 20th
from Seesmic
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It's so unfair that pre-teen American girls love vampires and werewolves but hate on other kinds of monsters. What a double standard!
3:37 PM Nov 20th
from Seesmic
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@ Only if it's a search party, and they're looking for your other wives. Then it would be acceptable.
2:55 PM Nov 20th
from Seesmic
in reply to barry961
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Gotta admit, I really enjoyed "Going Rogue." Almost made me reconsider my harsh position on letting women write. (Okay, not really.)
10:21 AM Nov 20th
from Seesmic
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I'd love to use this FourSquare thing but it hasn't yet come to Kabul. I don't want to keep entering "Mud Hut" manually! Lame!
2:25 PM Oct 27th
from Seesmic
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Sorry I've been away. My son stole the balloon I was gonna use to disperse chemical weapons over America's Heartland. Oh, little al-Falcon.
1:48 PM Oct 27th
from Seesmic
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Yes, yes, he's a decadent Western Jew artist...but I still think @ and I would get along. I like his style.
4:34 PM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
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@ Sure, just click here for your invite! Enjoy.
1:45 PM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
in reply to tedladue
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@ Sure, just click here for your invite!
Enjoy.
12:00 PM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
in reply to goran_radiohead
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@ You're on! Click here for your invite!
11:51 AM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
in reply to TheKenJones
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@ Oh yeah, don't believe me? Just click here for your Google Wave invite, ya ingrate!
11:45 AM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
in reply to adrianarcher
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@ @ You guys are on! Click here for your invites!
11:45 AM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
in reply to adrianarcher
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I did just get 20 Google Wave invites, though. Any of you infidels interested?
11:34 AM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
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t figures. Less than 2 weeks after I perfect tsunami-building technology, Google has to try and 1 up me. Plus they said they weren't evil!
11:33 AM Oct 1st
from Seesmic
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@ Slow down...I have kidney problems, so the baby making is difficult. I'd really like to just snuggle.
10:00 AM Sep 21st
from twhirl
in reply to GreatLyrics
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So, it's called @, not CityScorched, and it lets you complain about your neighborhood. Might use it to get rid of these Bedouins.
11:12 AM Sep 16th
from twhirl
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I knew my idea for a CityScorched app was good! Now some guys ripped it off and won an award at ! They'll pay...oh yes, they'll pay.
10:53 AM Sep 16th
from twhirl
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- Name Osama bin Laden
- Location Cave
- Web http://www.fbi.go...
- Bio What, don't you read the papers? I'm about as famous as you can get without being a missing white lady.
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