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  1. @Mark_The_Room On the phone in your car again? I'll try later. 3:21 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Mark_The_Room
  2. Oh hai doggie! #classicmoviequotes #necessary 9:08 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. I always listen to music on both vinyl and CD simultaneously. Does anybody know the difference? 9:04 AM Nov 18th from web
  4. Wait, that's what chickens sound like? I knew there had to be a mistake in my movie somewhere. 4:17 PM Nov 13th from web
  5. RT @Scotchka: I like how Tommy Wiseau says "hollywood is confused" by the different camera formats. By "Hollywood" he means "Tommy Wisea ... 9:32 PM Nov 10th from web
  6. The Room is now on Netflix. http://bit.ly/2ZSY4w Watch it from the comfort of your own soundstage/living room. 10:38 AM Nov 5th from web
  7. humping. constantly humping. 7:58 PM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Sign of craziness= Thinking I can drink this. 6:53 PM Oct 20th from web
  9. unwinding from a typical day of people eventually realizing it was me. 7:26 PM Oct 11th from web
  10. brought another drug dealer down to the police station, provided eyewitness evidence, and made it back to the rooftop. new record time. 12:57 PM Oct 6th from web
  11. the ultimate compliment RT @ADuralde Proof of the ROOM t-shirt on last night's Amazing Race. @RealTommyWiseau http://twitpic.com/jidyp 7:40 PM Oct 4th from web
  12. Denny just asked me to help him find drug counseling. Always trying to plan too much... 11:55 AM Sep 21st from web
  13. #ihatewhengirlssay they don't love me anymore but won't give any reasons that make sense. #beingtornapart #crazybitches 12:09 PM Sep 12th from web
  14. Your sex life. Tell me about it. 1:38 PM Aug 29th from web
  15. #howmanypeople #rememberwhen more people loved each other? world was a better place. should try that again #naivenonsense #pseudophilosophy 1:24 PM Aug 29th from web
  16. @philharmonick you look familiar. have I ever paternally tousled your hair or paid your tuition? 11:35 AM Aug 24th from web
  17. #bestsexsong anything with a beat machine, a plodding melody and weepy lyrics. 4:12 PM Aug 23rd from web
  18. Mark's still my best friend. Just wanted to remind you again. 3:47 PM Aug 23rd from web
  19. anybody in for some football tonight? thinking about ramping it up to a full five feet apart. 5:06 PM Aug 20th from web
  20. @dennydennyboy hmmm... intresting problem. i'll ask my future wife Lisa. 10:30 AM Aug 12th from web