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RealTallJason

  1. @loretta62 It's not the car, it's what's inside about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to loretta62
  2. After this drive I would like to nominate the Toyota Prius as Douchemobile of the Year! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. Remember when trutv was Court tv and they showed boring court cases instead of crazed rednecks doing a wide variety of assanine tasks? about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. You've heard of people whispering to horses, dogs and ghosts and tonight I crown myself the Spider Whisperer! 6:35 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  5. Nothing is as natural as a 'real' customer telling us how great your product is while they are clearly reading the teleprompter 6:32 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  6. Is the bandana surgically attached to Leif Garret's head? 6:24 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  7. @sortedlives Watching Game of Thrones and I too am laying low 4:42 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to sortedlives
  8. @sortedlives I'm pretty good, how are you? 4:34 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to sortedlives
  9. Something tells me if it weren't for the paychecks from A&E the Storage Wars guys would be living in storage lockers of their own 4:32 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  10. @radiotweetheart I thought she was going to bolt as she attempted the sake before mine and then she was asking me if I knew what to do 3:40 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to radiotweetheart
  11. The pre-cogs of Minority Report would have this placed bombed 12:58 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  12. Members of what I can only assume is The John Wayne Gacy fan club just walked in 12:57 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  13. The drooling mouth breather in the acid washed jean shorts is just staring at the floor, I don't even think he has any laundry. 12:53 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  14. Kid here looks 25-30 and is screaming into his cell phone 'My mom didn't get me any gadgets or feed me for Christmas! She didn't feed me!' 12:22 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  15. It's laundry time and the freaks are out in force 11:48 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  16. Why do I always end up in the line with the training cashier? Why?!? 11:19 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  17. This Target always smells like stale movie theater popcorn 11:10 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  18. Anyone know how to train crows to peck the eyes out of the living? 9:53 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  19. If there was an active volcano nearby I wouldn't have to dig all these holes deep in the woods 7:38 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  20. Then: actors acting happy. Now: reality stars whining and bitching. Reality sucks on so many levels 7:33 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android