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  1. Copenhagen reaches compromise deal. World leaders agree to make Rage Against the Machine number 1 by Xmas 2020. (via @davidschneider) about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Unbelievable! Sent Morgan as our rep to the Climate Summit. He's rang from COLOGNE saying the taxi driver can't find the venue. about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @victoriacoren I'd worry about the bike man. I once had a man named his attack dog after me+he ended up camped out on my doorstep. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. Morgan threw a Victoria Falls snowshaker at me during a Cabinet meeting today, so will be drinking through a straw this Christmas. about 22 hours ago from web
  5. The last time I saw Berlusconi with a face that bad was the morning we left Tiger home at 3am+Mrs Woods came at us with a 5 iron. 6:12 AM Dec 14th from web
  6. Good news! Tony Blair plans to "..take an indefinite break from the Gulf." He needs to focus his attention "..on being a better Catholic." 2:29 AM Dec 14th from web
  7. Did Grace Jones just invade the X Factor stage?!? #xfactor 1:23 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  8. X Factor is even more rigged than a Zimbabwean election. Can't believe Cheryl Cole's little sister won. #Xfactor 1:21 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  9. @RebuildZimbabwe Can you give me a quote for a new conservatory? 5:09 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to RebuildZimbabwe
  10. We once screen tested Cuba Gooding Jr for my biopic , but he just kept shouting, "Show me the Mugabe!" 4:39 AM Dec 11th from web
  11. People are raving about how well Morgan Freeman plays Mandela. Any suggestions as to who could play me in a biopic? 4:00 AM Dec 11th from web
  12. Further Breaking News: The Nobel Committee has awarded Tiger Woods with a Peace Prize for spreading so much love this past year. 3:52 AM Dec 10th from web
  13. Breaking News: Obama's arrival in Oslo has been heralded by a strange heavenly body in the night sky http://tiny.cc/V3u2W 3:50 AM Dec 10th from web
  14. @DrDSM As you teach in Belfast, should that not be Filim Studies?! 3:42 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to DrDSM
  15. @comedyteddy So, Tiger Woods has now been linked with a Scottish TV presenter. Naughty, naughty Hazel Irvine! :-P 3:41 AM Dec 10th from web
  16. RT @serafinowicz: Freddie Mercury got his nickname because he always knew what the temperature was. 2:20 PM Dec 5th from web
  17. Berlusconi's invited me to his infamous Christmas party but I'm terrified cos he's arranged for Amanda Knox to be there. 6:35 AM Dec 5th from web
  18. World Cup Draw - Surely Thierry Henry would have been a good choice for juggling the balls in one of the pots with his handling skills! 10:06 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  19. World Cup Draw - All of us in the crowd are relieved Tiger isn't helping with the draw or Charlize would be jumped! 10:04 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  20. @TEvans927 except this is real football loved by the whole world, not the rip off of rugby you Americans play 9:58 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific in reply to TEvans927