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seriously WTF where did all these freaking hot ass (no pun intended) girls running around this office complex come from today? 19 minutes ago from API
@dooce in your case you could squeeze it's head off between your thighs about 2 hours ago from API in reply to dooce
this guys been on phone in his cube talking to his realtor for 20 minutes. I feel line saying do some work or get out biotch about 2 hours ago from API
if you're under 130lb and wear a top that shows 5 inches of cleavage you forfeit the right to act offended when I stair at your tits about 3 hours ago from API
ok if you kn about 3 hours ago from API
thought it was just halloweeb but since when did the last work before a holiday become clothing optional. not complaining about 4 hours ago from API
just left restroom where a guy was standing at urinal grunting. WTF about 22 hours ago from API
I guess a blowjob in the parking lot is out of the question. 9:17 AM Nov 14th from Ms.Taken Widget
Buff said http://tweetreel.com/?dhgkx 3:49 PM Oct 8th from Tweet Reel
I need your help getting popular in High School! My Student ID # is 2695932765. Find me and join my clique: http://tinyurl.com/lkh3bt 4:33 AM Oct 6th from web
Amazing what man will endure to get to woman that promises sex http://tweetreel.com/?jwezd 1:30 PM Oct 4th from Tweet Reel
Trying to enjoy my birthday. Got a girl wants meet 8:42 AM Oct 4th from mobile web
Sleeping now but last night he took down a rotwoller http://tweetreel.com/?9z5xg 6:45 AM Oct 4th from Tweet Reel
These guys are awesome http://tweetreel.com/?xsjdt 7:05 PM Oct 3rd from Tweet Reel
Just got new iPhone this is way cool 4:05 PM Oct 3rd from mobile web
Woke up too early this morning, discovered they made Saved By The Bell The College Years. Tiffany wears too many clothes to be worth it 4:58 AM Oct 2nd from web
Sluts really do stand out in a crowd. Aint it GRAND! http://realprick.wordpress.... 6:56 PM Oct 1st from web
Cripple people get all the good parking spaces. 4:31 AM Oct 1st from web
If a man speaks and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 6:17 AM Sep 30th from web
@BreeOlson9 http://yfrog.com/5lon2j - I've seen you give head baby, it would be worth the jail time 10:57 PM Sep 29th from web in reply to BreeOlson