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RealMaxTbaum

  1. I hate people with poor peripheral vision
  2. #teamzerofucks for this vitaly midterm in 20. Yeahhh right
  3. @Bergamis I see you went out. #thursday is the best holiday of the week
  4. Let's all go to Safeway #alcohol
  5. "you're the artist, I'm the professor." @mberry206 instagr.am/p/LUCJeruMXW/
  6. #thenachochronicles no filtah instagr.am/p/LT03nQOMf0/
  7. Bartels has a horseshit cheez-it selection #italian4cheese
  8. bouncin off the walls this red bull gave me wingsss doeee
  9. @mollyBee24 I know you know I know what's up though. And I know you know.
  10. was gonna get on that #studygrind at like 9:30 but instead im just wakin up. #Jetlife
  11. @MattSmith_80 Phil Dunphy Swag
  12. Everyone on smith 3rd floor goin nuts over this heat game. #sports
  13. @Bergamis @adamsoble wait who's car is that?
  14. @MichaelFulwiler let me meet the fam #wtf #YMCMB
  15. @jdicki wtf is he talking about #vitaly
  16. The whole sick mask thing in class is not makin me feel any safer. Real life #contagion
  17. If a white person has a good meal but doesn't instagram it...did it ever happen? instagr.am/p/LMX8qfuMUa/
  18. @MBerry206: "Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them." -Franklin D. Roosevelt.
  19. @bergamis @realistacop @mberry206 instagr.am/p/LKcSPiOMbw/
  20. Just saw Tim Duncan smile. #NBAPLAYOFFS #whereimpossiblehappens.