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RealMarkusB

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I've been robbing banks!!!... Of their cookies about 1 hour ago via txt
Curse the person who put apple slices in my #happymeal ! Curse al Qaeda!!! about 3 hours ago via txt
Is an eclair a donut? #pastryquestions about 4 hours ago via txt
@RealSkipBayless u realize melo didn't call himself king melo because there was no king melo. However, there was a famous king named James. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Lord kill me before I start jumping out of cars to eat #goldencarrol about 7 hours ago via txt
@spenserdavis kiss me through the tweet about 17 hours ago via txt
I've been calling into #nancygrace all night and can't get through. People need to hear my crazy opinions! about 17 hours ago via txt
I created more jobs for America than #obama has. Remember with @realmarkusb it's a guarantee about 23 hours ago via txt
@bryamlegend has the #tipdrill team of fantasy baseball. He can't keep it up 2:41 PM May 31st via txt
TheIlluminati Knowledge itself is not enough. You must apply what you know to succeed. 1:42 PM May 31st via Echofon Retweeted by RealMarkusB and 3526 others
Who am I kidding? I couldn't pronounce half the words at the #spellingbee 7:49 AM May 31st via txt
How do I become the person he pronounces the word at the #spellingbee 7:47 AM May 31st via txt
theLiteraryMan “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.” ― Hunter S. Thompson 10:57 PM May 30th via Buffer Retweeted by RealMarkusB and 2 others
The #rangers r making me consider breaking my four year sinless streak. Why lord?!?!? 5:41 PM May 30th via txt
#holland lost his throwing powers by cutting his hair. Have we not learned from Samson? #rangers 5:38 PM May 30th via txt
I go to @spenserdavis for my soccer knowledge 4:56 PM May 30th via txt
@spenserdavis Does #teamusa have a chance vs this young #brazil team? 4:56 PM May 30th via txt
ulissestx I am neither wealthy or circumcised, but I am #proud. 4:06 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by RealMarkusB
Is orange juice an acceptable substitution for breast milk? #questionoftheday #newdad 3:37 PM May 30th via txt