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RealMarkusB

  1. My favorite burger and team #rangers #twistedroot twitter.com/RealMarkusB/st…
  2. I've been robbing banks!!!... Of their cookies
  3. Curse the person who put apple slices in my #happymeal ! Curse al Qaeda!!!
  4. Is an eclair a donut? #pastryquestions
  5. @RealSkipBayless u realize melo didn't call himself king melo because there was no king melo. However, there was a famous king named James.
  6. Lord kill me before I start jumping out of cars to eat #goldencarrol
  7. @spenserdavis kiss me through the tweet
  8. I've been calling into #nancygrace all night and can't get through. People need to hear my crazy opinions!
  9. I created more jobs for America than #obama has. Remember with @realmarkusb it's a guarantee
  10. @bryamlegend has the #tipdrill team of fantasy baseball. He can't keep it up
  11. Who am I kidding? I couldn't pronounce half the words at the #spellingbee
  12. How do I become the person he pronounces the word at the #spellingbee
  13. The #rangers r making me consider breaking my four year sinless streak. Why lord?!?!?
  14. #holland lost his throwing powers by cutting his hair. Have we not learned from Samson? #rangers
  15. I go to @spenserdavis for my soccer knowledge
  16. @spenserdavis Does #teamusa have a chance vs this young #brazil team?
  17. Is orange juice an acceptable substitution for breast milk? #questionoftheday #newdad