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RealLifeHoser

@greggzaun If jays add Garza/Dempster/Hamels type+maybe a bat, could they pull away or at least win WC?Or you see BOS or NYY pulling it out? about 1 hour ago via web
@dameshek @AlisonRosen David Feeeeeeeeney got married??? #ripdot #davesofthunder #jacuzzipetemayormaynotbeokwithterrorism 12:27 PM May 31st via web
@greggzaun Really looked like it was off the bottom of the bat... I`m sure it hurt though a bit 5:43 PM May 30th via web in reply to greggzaun
@Andy_Richter Tell Roseanne her show wasn`t that great 11:28 AM May 30th via web in reply to Andy_Richter
. @TorrensJonathan "Lending a helping hand" should also not be taken literally. #hands #feet #canadapost 7:54 AM May 30th via web in reply to TorrensJonathan
Happy Birthday Jazzy! Your work in "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" was underappreciated IMO. 5:49 AM May 30th via web
It`s certainly a step in the wrong direction RT @TorrensJonathan Something Strange is Afoot on Parliament Hill. 5:11 AM May 30th via web in reply to TorrensJonathan
@marcmaron YES! You must lead this revolt, leader 7:30 PM May 29th via web in reply to marcmaron
LOL@ ppl saying Transformers 4 shouldn`t be made if Shia+Duhamel aren`t in it. This isn`t Godfather w/Pacino. Nobody watched 4 the actors 5:59 AM May 28th via web
Texas Rangers are just plain unfair #mlb #bluejays #rangers 1:02 PM May 27th via web
@MrHoratioSanz You busy working on Boat Trip 2 yet? #movies #heybananascenewasgood 6:36 AM May 27th via web
@sportsguy33 #HUMBLEBRAG!!!! 11:30 AM May 26th via web in reply to sportsguy33
Leaky Lolita #worststrippernames 11:12 AM May 25th via web
@AnaGasteyer American comics LOVE complaining about the DMV. Without the DMV, there would be 93% less comics. 11:09 AM May 25th via web in reply to AnaGasteyer
So Britney Spears walked off the set because someone didn`t sing her song well? I don`t want to live in this world anymore #xfactor 9:11 AM May 25th via web
They just played the creepy russian singer song at the TB Rays game? wtf? #mlb #jays #tbrays 5:32 PM May 22nd via web
I feel like finding a Comic-con convention, and want to psychoanalyze my marriage. Clearly @pattonoswalt and @marcmaron `s plane flew by. 8:48 AM May 22nd via web
Oh no @pattonoswalt is flooding the hashtag #gaycowboynames while @marcmaron is chainsmoking and punching ppl in the neck #badflights 7:45 AM May 22nd via web
Can we please retire these TD Bank old man commercials? WE GET IT, BANKS AREN`T THE SAME AS THEY USED TO BE! #bluejays #tdbank #ads 7:10 PM May 21st via web
Sudeikis, Samberg and Wiig all done at #SNL after this show?? EGAD!! 8:37 PM May 19th via web

Name Mikey Mike
Location Canadialand
Bio I like entertaining things. I`m probably the least known famous person ever. Not everything I say will be amazing. j/k. It will be.