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RealKimJong_Un

  1. The betrayals just keep rolling in this week... How should the Supreme Leader handle such things? #executionorpeace 12:14 PM Apr 24th via web
  2. I haven't been on Twitter lately because I've been busy directing the building of a fake rocket to scare Obama. 11:04 PM Apr 8th via web
  3. Everybody can fucking relax. The rocket we're launching is just filled with candy. #Aprilfools 10:55 PM Apr 8th via web
  4. Just to be clear, I am NOT running for Mr. Universe this year. 3:50 PM Mar 13th via web
  5. Today I Issued a proclamation declaring the Pop Tart to be the national breakfast food of North Korea. #SupremeLeaderLovesPoptarts 12:03 PM Mar 13th via web
  6. Do all these chins make my face look fat? twitter.com/RealKimJong_Un… 3:53 PM Mar 12th via web
  7. Blaming food shortages on the solar flares last week. Blaming S. Korea for causing the solar flares. Propaganda machine going strong. 1:55 PM Mar 11th via web
  8. Attention Joseph Kony: please DM me about implementing Project Invisible Children in North Korea. I lost your phone number. TY. 12:02 PM Mar 11th via web
  9. Does this gun make my face look fat? twitter.com/RealKimJong_Un… 10:11 AM Mar 11th via web
  10. Just watched a sad documentary on a freedom fighter named Kony who struggles to get fighters for his army. I totally get it. 1:26 PM Mar 10th via web
  11. Just sentenced the editor of @Time magazine to death for calling me, "LiL Kim" on the cover. twitter.com/TIME/status/17… 9:09 PM Feb 16th via web
  12. Is it weird that I sleep every night with a blow-up doll that looks like my mother? 10:25 PM Feb 15th via web
  13. I think I just found out how fat you can get and still fit into jeans. :( 5:47 PM Feb 15th via web
  14. One of my mistresses told me I look "cherubic" so I shot her with a crossbow. :( 2:37 PM Feb 14th via Mobile Web
  15. Can someone in America please let Gingrich know if he populates the moon, I am available to be Supreme Leader of the colony? 12:30 PM Feb 12th via web
  16. The DMZ sure is beautiful this time of year. Razor wire looks so welcoming under a light dusting of snow. 11:50 AM Feb 12th via web
  17. Sigh. Stopped in Macau to play poker on the way back from Beijing. Lost the entire aid check I just picked up from China. FML 9:27 AM Feb 12th via Mobile Web
  18. I know there are stories that I am dead. They are not true. Only my dick is dead. #toomuchwhiskey 1:33 PM Feb 11th via Mobile Web
  • Name Kim Jong Un
  • Location Pyongyang Obv
  • Bio Born to Rule. You don't fucking need to know any more than that.
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