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  1. What exactly has Mr Woods done wrong? All a bit confusing. about 21 hours ago from web
  2. A fan of Terence Trent Darby has been arrested at the 'has been' stars home for repeatedly trying to force a Spiderman mask over his head. about 21 hours ago from web
  3. The microphone used by Terry Wogan in the game show Blankety Blank has just sold at auction to a private phone bidder for £2.20. 1:03 PM Dec 7th from web
  4. 'The chase for fame overshadows the thirst for music.' Noddy Holder 2009 12:58 PM Dec 7th from web
  5. Oasis main man and part time Thunderbird puppet Noel Gallagher once was teased so badly by Astologer Russel Grant that he burst into tears 5:29 AM Dec 7th from web
  6. Retarted Prodigy "singer" Keith Flint once auditioned for the role of "Tinky Winky" for the Teletubbies kids TV show. 5:25 AM Dec 7th from web
  7. #monarchfacts Edward III was forced to change his name upon succession. It was thought King Keith the 1st sounded quite ridiculous. 1:43 PM Dec 6th from web
  8. #littleknownfact Peter Sissons once lost a £3.00 bet when he failed to beat David Suchet at arm wrestling. 1:26 PM Dec 6th from web
  9. My great thanks to David from Halifax for the impractical but appreciated 1:25 scale, papier mache British policemans helmet. 1:13 PM Dec 6th from web
  10. @suziperry What! I have baked a birthday cake specially, in the shape of a light blue 1.1 Vauxhall Viva with a little Suzi at the wheel. 8:26 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to suziperry
  11. My ederly aunt has knitted me a pair of pink woolen golfing trousers. It took her seven years. I'm afraid to say they are absolute shit. 6:54 AM Dec 4th from web
  12. @michlan You can certainly OD on smoked salmon and cheese bagels I have the tracheotomy scars to prove it... 5:21 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to michlan
  13. Unlike "Harry Brown" I was successfully jostled & deficated upon. I did not have a Glock 9mm to "unload" into them. Oh well maybe next time 5:12 AM Dec 4th from web
  14. Somewhat like the Michael Caine character in the new movie "Harry Brown" I was recently accosted by three obnoxious hoody wearers 5:10 AM Dec 4th from web
  15. #littleknownfact James Bond was originally going to be called Alan Pickerstaff. 12:44 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. Listening to 'Uncle Charlie' By Charlie Wilson. I forgot just how good he is. 12:42 PM Dec 3rd from web
  17. #newlegionofsuperheroes Vaguely Interesting Man 6:54 AM Dec 3rd from web
  18. NBA star Mike Bibby has a little known brother called Bobby who works as a cleaner in a Taco Bell "restaurant" 6:43 AM Dec 3rd from web
  19. I have been asked to turn on the Cheadleworth Xmas lights. I am a last minute choice as the Foo Fighters have pulled out. Now, what to wear? 5:10 AM Dec 3rd from web
  20. Susan Boyle is set to reveal details of her "nights of lust" with shamefaced golfer Tiger Woods...bet he thought it couldn't get any worse 4:42 AM Dec 3rd from web
  • Name Ken Leopard
  • Location Somewhere in Berkshire
  • Bio A middle aged scallywag with mischief in his eye. Is he witty and clever or just a knowledgable epigrammatist? You decide.
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