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  1. Thx 4 the heads up! @NASA: Mission Control talking 2 Atlantis about a reduced flow from the waste water nozzle, which dumps urine into space about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  2. On my way Philly!! RT @MarisaMagnatta: Thanks @attell 4 hanging 4 our Spanksgiving Day Parade.See him 2nite at The Tower w/ @RealJeffreyRoss about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  3. Thatz hot RT @didialex: 2 funny...I live in Philly & am laying in bed reading your book right now....really FUNNY! I'm on the Gitmo chapter! about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  4. I wouldnt gobble u w/Bea Arthur's jiblets RT @jmeg79: got up early on my day off 2 watch @RealJeffreyRoss roast a turkey on @BonnieHuntShow about 3 hours ago from Echofon
  5. So much for my vacation! RT @NASA: NASA satellites detect unexpected ice loss in East Antarctica. http://tr.im/FKCD about 4 hours ago from Echofon
  6. 430am in LA.. Headed 2 airport... Can't wait fo roast me some Philadelphians at the Tower Theater tonight. about 4 hours ago from Ping.fm
  7. Yeah!!! RT @JennyRapp: The only reason I'm watching the DWTS finale is to see @RealJeffreyRoss, my hometown buddy :) Springfield represent!! about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  8. Backstage at Dancing With The Stars ... Live in 12 minutes... Hope I don't get poked in the eye again. http://twitpic.com/qtkpe about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  9. Big night on Dancing W/the Stars live at 9pm on ABC. Watch as I perform my Losers Club waltz at the top of the show! about 18 hours ago from Ping.fm
  10. Me!!!!!!!! RT @usweekly: Who do you think will win #DWTS? And who should win? about 18 hours ago from Echofon
  11. They are! RT @SnowWhiteWolf: saw u out of NOWHERE on SIx Feet Under Season2! I never been 2 a Jewish funeral, I hope they're all that funny about 19 hours ago from Echofon
  12. No, Wed night at Tower Theater in Philly RT @boobaJONES: U staying in LA for Thanksgiving after DWTS? I'll be in AC and I need some comedy! about 23 hours ago from Echofon
  13. I Fell asleep reading this article RT @nytimes: Expert Answers on Chronic Fatigue Syndrome http://bit.ly/6tx11c about 24 hours ago from Echofon
  14. Hopefully no eye injuries as I attempt the Losers Club waltz on Dancing W/stars tonight. RT @ShannonElizab: Good luck tonight! Have fun!! about 24 hours ago from Echofon
  15. Wed. in Philly: A renegade lawyer, a fearless roastmaster, & a deranged insomniac http://bit.ly/3OILSa 12:39 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. Wowie. I barely remember this guy. Do you? http://twitpic.com/qofxn 2:08 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  17. Ya hear about the scientist who crossed a turkey with an octopus? It tastes awful---but there’s enough drumsticks for everybody. 3:08 AM Nov 23rd from Ping.fm
  18. Did you climax? RT @heinrichcortes: @RealJeffreyRoss just got done making love to your book. best. night. ever! 2:06 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  19. It's Saturday Night? Who else is makun' luv? 1:17 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  20. I love that show on IFC. Not every day u can get sniffed by @JimNorton RT @Trevismellon: just saw you on z rock, you were hilarious!!!! 12:55 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon