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  1. Oh Mickey Rourke, Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer used to give good face, now they're just so out of place.
  2. Come see what fell OUT of Elanah!
  3. If your boyfriend's got beef - I'm a vegetarian and I aint fuckin scared of him! (No relevance whatsoever to the blog. Just singing...)
  4. Jelly beans: The New Sex Toy
  5. Body image? Why is there always something to hate.
  6. Sabrina's back from Paris! Lots of discussion regarding if you have a penis/these are your obligatory chores. What do you think?
  7. Who will take care of Elanah when she's old? Bueller...Bueller.....
  8. Why did I stick my hand into The Hell Hole of Infection?
  9. Do you have a cape hanging off your back? Come tell us if it has a big S or a big L on it.
  10. When your drunken Walk of Shame consists of taking tequila straight in the eye you're obviously doing something wrong with your drink.
  11. Do you have a name for your bits? Come and tell me baby!
  12. It's Lulu's day at our place.
  13. OH AND it's my birthday! Stop by and give me something or force me to make a voodoo doll out of you!
  14. Do you love to dance? Like no one is watching, but really they are because this is Collin County and someone is ALWAYS watching. So, do ya
  15. Please remember Lulu today.
  16. Was there a picture of my feet? I don't thiiiiiink sooooooo.....
  17. Who doesn't want to know how I went from Ralph Lauren conservative to dry humping the drummer on my Edgy Friday?
  18. Come see me for a tasty weekend snack! YUM!
  19. I need your help.
  20. Easter on your keester? Come talk about it!