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  1. The Housewives got together last Friday for some pizza and some cold weather. It was PERFECT! Review will go up... http://bit.ly/49hVuU 10:01 AM Oct 29th, 2009 from Facebook
  2. You don't get to see the boots yet. I don't believe you've all voted. Besides, I'm taking them out for a spin... http://bit.ly/13eGGx 10:56 AM Oct 16th, 2009 from Facebook
  3. We're in 1st place in 4 of the nominations! And very soon I will be taking a picture of my new I'm One Of The... http://bit.ly/3pxkEY 1:39 PM Oct 15th, 2009 from Facebook
  4. Don't you believe we are HAWT? Don't you want to see us win? Go! Vote! The chick that's in first place won last... http://bit.ly/QObbT 8:52 AM Oct 14th, 2009 from Facebook
  5. Scope out how I'm preparing this year's 7 year old population to become strippers later in life. 9:18 AM Oct 13th, 2009 from Facebook
  6. We're up for some bloggie awards! Take a couple of minutes out of your day and vote for us! All the scoop is on the blog!! 8:51 AM Oct 8th, 2009 from Facebook
  7. I got my nails done on Saturday. Nail tech said to me, "blah-de-blad-de-blah" and I said, "Whatever you think". ... http://bit.ly/iX61i 9:13 AM Oct 7th, 2009 from Facebook
  8. I had a massage therapist tell me that I'm perfectly normal. That makes me wonder about her people reading skills. 8:34 AM Oct 6th, 2009 from Facebook
  9. Ok. I'm supposed to get a follow-up done with a laser on my cooch. I would rather stay in bed. I mean, it is... http://bit.ly/1rUVv4 7:14 AM Oct 5th, 2009 from Facebook
  10. I am of the opinion that we have the best looking group of fans! Isn't there some dumb ass poll we could make up... http://bit.ly/eR3gA 7:12 AM Oct 5th, 2009 from Facebook
  11. Who stole my freakin weekend? Now, did Jim shoot the chicken or was he choking the chicken. Off the blog question of the day! You decide! 12:05 PM Oct 4th, 2009 from Facebook
  12. Sing it with me! Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea! 9:14 AM Oct 3rd, 2009 from Facebook
  13. Sabrina and Elanah have started a diet that's for a review. It's pretty damn awesome and we can't wait to share... http://bit.ly/OvebR 9:10 AM Oct 3rd, 2009 from Facebook
  14. I know what your thinkin' bitches! I let this Facebook account die out. Well suck it! You're right. Totally... http://bit.ly/1cthyC 9:07 AM Oct 3rd, 2009 from Facebook
  15. Sabrina is BACK! 1:19 PM Aug 13th, 2009 from web
  16. Team Sabrina? Team Elanah? Team Twila? Measurements have been taken - get in on the action. We're your newest bookies. 10:43 AM Jul 11th, 2009 from web
  17. Looking for a couple of new writers to start a mommy entertainment blog. Hop on over and let me know if you've got what it takes! 11:11 AM Jul 10th, 2009 from web
  18. Is it time for your medication or mine? 9:54 AM Jul 8th, 2009 from web
  19. Hey - Prince Michael, ya wanna stop smacking that gum for a bit? This IS your father's funeral and all. 5:44 PM Jul 7th, 2009 from web
  20. Oh Mickey Rourke, Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer used to give good face, now they're just so out of place. 1:11 PM Jul 2nd, 2009 from web