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Worried about sex with robots? Then you might want to read my Obs column this week (more for reassurance than tips): http://bit.ly/5CGiY3.about 6 hours agofrom web
I've just noticed @big_ben_clock. How brilliantly pointless. I REALLY hope there's genuinely someone typing that in.about 17 hours agofrom web
Thanks for all the excellent TV-buying advice! And it's great that so many people love their TVs. It's definitely my favourite machine.6:45 AM Nov 21stfrom web
I think my TV is finally breaking. The picture keeps flickering leftwards and only a hit restores it. What new one should I get? Normal? HD?5:38 AM Nov 21stfrom web
We're trying out some material for the next series of That M&W Look on the 26th Nov. Free tickets available here: http://bit.ly/4jctY310:11 AM Nov 18thfrom web
@Dawn1976 Yes, saw your comment. Sorry to hear about your slightly slapsticky injuries! I'll certainly be wary of curtains for a while.4:12 PM Nov 16thfrom webin reply to Dawn1976
Off out to take part in a recording of "Just A Minute". Might be a good time for my brain to have its first idea of the week.9:35 AM Nov 16thfrom web
I think my Obs column today is less contentious than last week's although one commenter thinks I'm against fire alarms: http://bit.ly/3UPtlZ3:37 AM Nov 15thfrom web
Just walked to Paddington and it's like The Omen! (By which I suppose I mean windy. But very windy. And a small black dog jumped out at me.)9:51 AM Nov 14thfrom web
Not quite as insane as I originally thought then. Sorry for being an outrage tease.8:29 AM Nov 14thfrom web