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  1. There was a major change at store. Can't say I'm too excited about this: http://bit.ly/63d2zY 7:50 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. Chad Vader Season 2 Episode 10 "Somebody dies" http://bit.ly/63d2zY 8:11 PM Nov 26th from web
  3. @Duffman06021979 I did. Much better than the last Rambo movie. 8:11 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to Duffman06021979
  4. @Duffman06021979 I've tried inviting hobos over before. They get skittish when I do my traditional hobo decapitation dance. 2:18 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  5. I will not eat turkey and have family time this evening, but I will bake a delicious party pizza and sit in a chair by myself cursing. 1:50 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. @orionvianna It's funny because I found some acid bread crud under the bakery counter the other day. 7:15 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to orionvianna
  7. When people who obviously aren't sick call in to work sick, I term that "calling in dick" because they are dicks. 7:13 AM Nov 26th from web
  8. I give thanks that I don't have to work today--OH WAIT I DO have to work today. Lloyd called in "sick" and guess who had to take his place! 7:09 AM Nov 26th from web
  9. RT @darthvader These aren't the drumsticks you're looking for. //The drumsticks you are looking for are here at Empire Market, only $5.99 7:07 AM Nov 26th from web
  10. RT @RAWowner333 @RealChadVader what would happen if i were to steal a grape??//Just by asking that question you have incriminated yourself. 10:26 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Good. Now you will be incinerated for stealing this pack of gum. 8:31 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. You have the right to cry and beg for mercy. If you do not cry and beg for mercy I will appoint someone to do it for you. 8:29 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. I have the right to make you silent. Anything I do will be used against you. 8:24 AM Nov 24th from web
  14. I have a list of rights I read to shoplifters when I catch them. I will list these rights in the following tweets. 8:22 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. On Sundays I make all employees wear football jerseys. It shows our customers that we like football even though it's not true. 12:12 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. RT @jayzeroeee: @RealChadVader Or a Force-Choke followed with the reply: "Breathing hard or hardly breathing?" 3:50 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  17. The only appropriate response to someone saying "Working hard or hardly working?" is swift, unfettered violence. 12:26 PM Nov 21st from web
  18. What's that vomit doing there? #questionsyouhate 12:13 PM Nov 21st from web
  19. Never put your face over warm barbecue sauce. Just saying. 8:37 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  20. I did some commentary on the DVD about how stupid the directors are. The actors are all terrible too: http://bit.ly/3uMl8K 4:23 PM Nov 19th from web