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RealCarlWalker

  1. Royalist. - This weekend is the jubilee. That’s nice and all, but living in an area rife with racism,... tmblr.co/Zpzn0yMZDvlx about 2 hours ago via Tumblr
  2. @DreedlesMcGee The energy burns the fat! YAY about 3 hours ago via web in reply to DreedlesMcGee
  3. Virgin Media just turned off my home phone number and gave it away to someone else. WTF VIRGIN?! about 3 hours ago via web
  4. #ff the police chopper outside. As opposed to inside. THAT would be weird. about 6 hours ago via web
  5. The best compliment I can give is that your face looks like a burrito. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @MrLloydSpandex Added?! To what?! Oh, I hope it's some super cool awesome happy fun slide group. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to MrLloydSpandex
  7. If Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey had an adult together: @gracehelbig about 8 hours ago via web
  8. @mrlloydspandex 'list'. Damn fingers. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Neighbour came to complain about my complaint about her dogs. Ironic. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @MrLloydSpandex lol! You can add me to that lost now. Sorry. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrLloydSpandex
  11. Fcking Follow: @abbeyhunter @Phoenix560 @pink_syd @Kerry350 @Teejology @JMentzoni @VulcanNinja @MrLloydSpandex and @DreedlesMcGee about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @JennyPentland that tweet could spawn a whole movie franchise. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JennyPentland
  13. 'This is boring, let's add a HOOOOOO noise when we hit the ball instead' - Women's tennis. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. My cat judges you harder than I ever could. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @gracehelbig If you could get @GeorgeTakei to say anything, what would it be? about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @smelbz did you do that cool mirrored mine thing where you copy each other exactly and nearly touch finger tips? Oooo I hope so! 4:03 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to smelbz
  17. Once upon a time Marilyn Manson fell in white sherbet and now we have freaky looking teenagers. 3:15 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @sarah_poo it's a real life tweet you had there. For deaf people. 3:09 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sarah_poo
  19. Oh Morpheus how your life took a turn for the worse. How did you end up a chubby CSI in Las Vegas with a passion for sideways glances? 3:09 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Carl Walker
  • Location Wirral, UK
  • Bio Geek. Web Analyst. I Snap Photos. Breathing Enthusiast. Moderate User of Water. Enjoys Brainwave Activity.
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