Rayke
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- Oh yeah. It's gonna be a *hell* of a night.
about 6 hours ago
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- This is how I know that we're supposed to be together.
about 9 hours ago
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Webster's Dictionary defines "cliche speech open" as "Webster's Dictionary defines..."
about 13 hours ago
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- This is what passes for exciting in my house. Also, I'm addicted to Farmville.
about 19 hours ago
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Irony is your friends "We aim to please. You aim too, please?" sign over the toilet causing you to laugh so hard you piss all on the floor.
7:20 PM Nov 12th
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Nothing says "today is going to be awesome" quite like doing shots of Jameson with a homless man (who has an iPhone) before work.
11:38 AM Nov 11th
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Drove all over a college campus and now downtown OKC. I spent more time getting stuck in traffic than Larry Johnson in the Chiefs backfield.
11:10 AM Nov 11th
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Having a beard is like having a second penis, only I won't get in trouble for stroking this one in public.
1:13 PM Nov 10th
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Let's just call a spade a spade.
Unless it's name is "David".
In that case, let's just call a Spade a douchebag.
8:49 AM Nov 10th
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If pawn shops would just sell heroin directly, they wouldn't have to worry about always being the middle man.
4:21 PM Nov 9th
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"I wanted to say 'thanks for that blowjob!' but I didn't know how to without being creepy, so I just sent her a present on Farmville."
11:31 AM Nov 9th
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When the FUCK did "grande" become "medium" and "medium" become "ghost hunter"??
9:59 AM Nov 9th
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They should just rename Keystone Light as "Daddy Issues".
9:32 AM Nov 9th
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- Had to reorganize the calendar section of the store today. Put Tina Fey where she rightly belongs.
8:49 AM Nov 9th
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- Wouldn't it be hilarious if I Tweeted about being stuck in a freight elevator on Mobday morning HA HA HA itsnotaj
7:36 AM Nov 9th
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Ideas that sounded good in my dreams: "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter - THE VIDEO GAME".
9:06 AM Nov 8th
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"If you get your whole hand in there, your penis has probably in there before..." - @
9:35 PM Nov 7th
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I have a friend who has huge hair and is trying to lose weight. I call him Afro-Diety.
2:54 PM Nov 6th
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I discriminate against people wearing Ed Hardy clothes like they're Muslims.
11:59 AM Nov 6th
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Her: Research paper. Do you know anything about euthanasia?
Me: They work in sweatshops?
Her: Inappropiate. And a bit racist. Well done.
10:37 AM Nov 6th
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- Name Ryan Drake
- Location Oklahoma City
- Web http://www.curbch...
- Bio - Student, brother, heroin junkie, S+M Freak, mescaline addict.
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