Rayke
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Guys! @ is getting MARRIED tonight! So if you enjoy our podcast or just want to be nice, tweet him some congratulatory well-wishes.
3:38 PM Nov 27th
from Tweetie
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Next years Tiger Woods video game will feature a mini-game that involves getting drunk, driving to Black Friday sales at 2am, and crashing.
1:14 PM Nov 27th
from web
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@ is following me. Halfway to internet fame.
1:07 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Black Friday - Got 4 sweaters from Gap, Left 4 Dead 2, and Need For Speed: Shift, all for $150. My jewishness is showing.
12:32 PM Nov 27th
from Tweetie
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I'm so fucking excited for White Saturday.
7:57 AM Nov 27th
from Tweetie
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Fight Club 2009 - The first rule is that you do NOT tweet about Fight Club.
7:00 AM Nov 27th
from Birdhouse
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My secret weapon for working at the mall on Black Friday morning?
Redbull vodkas and Girl Talk.
4:42 AM Nov 27th
from Tweetie
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If you think about it long enough/get as little sleep as I did, you'll really see that Black Friday is just a hate crime against the jews.
4:17 AM Nov 27th
from web
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If you're not drinking @, kick yourself in the nuts. And then go to your favorite local bar, buy 8 pints, and thank me later.
10:01 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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Dude! The Lonely Island (or us) should write a song about @! RT @ - @ @ boat<bus<surfing on a rocket
9:42 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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Somehow found myself on @. Happy Thanksgiving. Tell my family I loved them.
8:52 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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If you live in Oklahoma City and hate your family, come celebrate Thanksgiving with me, my friends, and HOSTY at VZD's tonight.
7:40 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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Holy shit. This Beyoncé show should come with an "OMFG Hot - May cause drooling. Do not watch with family" warning.
6:52 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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Thanks to NBC's "People Of The Year" special, I have realized that Susan Boyle and I share the same haircut.
So fuck you, Matt Lauer.
6:18 PM Nov 26th
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Family asking about my "goals", & where my aspirations are. Well. I'll tell you where they're NOT. And that's inside this empty wine bottle.
3:57 PM Nov 26th
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@ - Haha. Yeah. If CBS is smart, they'll hire David Caruso and Laurence Fishburn as backup dancers. That's ratings GOLD.
3:50 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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It was just announced that The Who will be playing at the Super Bowl this year! So. You know. Make sure you tell your parents or something.
2:59 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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The sext is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE...
...which is weird, because it's just my family and I having Thanksgiving lunch.
1:01 PM Nov 26th
from Tweetie
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1 Merlot, 2 Merlot, 3 Merlot, Floor!
Yay Thanksgiving!
9:15 AM Nov 26th
from Birdhouse
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RT @ - Just cause you're uncultured doesn't mean he's an asshole! -@ to @
9:40 PM Nov 25th
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- Name Ryan Drake
- Location Oklahoma City
- Web http://www.curbch...
- Bio - Student, brother, heroin junkie, S+M Freak, mescaline addict.
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