Rayke
http://twitpic.com/4r25 - Getting ready to watch the Silva fight on the biggest TV ever. Am I cool yet?
| Rayke My backpack disguises itself as my dog at night time. Also, you can never, EVER, recover your 'cool swagger' after petting a backpack. |
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| Rayke "Making it snow" usually refers to diamonds or blow. But dont tell my friend ████. He thinks his dandruff (potential leprosy) is SUPER cool. ... |
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| Rayke Before my drunken Twitter tirade, I did some Unfollowing. People think you're more important if you have more "followers" than "followees". |
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| Rayke Drunkeness + Taco Bell = LOOK OUT WORLD |
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| Rayke A little bit drunk. But, ive officially played ALL FOUR Rock Band instruments on EXPERT. |
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| Rayke Drinking Corona at @joshuaroy649's birthday party, plaing with my iPhone Lightsaber app. Fuck you, it's a life. |
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| Rayke By the time you read this, Twitter will be back online. But I probably won't be. Without Twitter, I tend to resort to battery acid & apathy. |
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| Rayke Is there a superhero named "Really Lazy Pretentious Asshole-Man"? If not: There should be, and, he may be my father. |
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| Rayke @Favrd is about a centimeter away from being @Favre. Maybe then, ESPN would spend EVERY FUCKING MOMENT talking about Twitter, instead. |
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| Rayke Propaganda comic books are the PERFECT poltical campaign tool (if your target market is 8-year-old boys). Pedaphile!(?) - http://is.gd/WE6 |
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| Rayke Just updated my (pink) Muxtape with all new music. Let me know how shitty my musical tastes are - http://rayke.muxtape.com/ |
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| Rayke "That butterfly either has three wings, or this is the most glorious handicapped butterfly orgy I have ever witnessed" - My Professor |
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| Rayke If Favre and Manny are playing for new teams next year, I'll require that Erin Andrews appear in her lingerie on TV. To keep "ratings" up... |
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| Rayke When I heard it was Ledger and Gyllenhaal again, I was expecting some hot man-on-man action. I was gravely mistaken. |
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| Rayke Batman went to China in this new movie. But I don't think he'll be there to protect us come Olympics time. We're pretty much already fucked. |
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| Rayke Just got out of The Dark Knight. Holy fucking shit. That was great. Also, could have used more cock jokes. |
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| Rayke I think movie theatres should come equipped with glory holes. For times like this. |
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| Rayke http://twitpic.com/4i43 - Already in the theater for the midnight showing of the Dark Knight. That will be a grand total of four fucking ... ... |
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| Rayke @MandaRenee- I feel the same about Cat Deeley. Her and Will should hook up. On TV. THAT"S ratings gold, baby! Their kids would be crazy hot. |
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