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  1. Little known fact: The Gorton's Fisherman was once sued for sexual harassment when he asked Mrs. Paul to give him a hand with his dinghy. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. My last copies of PIECES OF HATE, THE NEW NEIGHBOR (Charnel House edition) & others on eBay: http://tinyurl.com/ykfvrbv about 5 hours ago from web
  3. New blog -- The Romantic Comedy to End All Romantic Comedies: http://tinyurl.com/yfo4ho7 about 6 hours ago from web
  4. "Ho, ho, ho," said the pimp at roll call. about 6 hours ago from web
  5. @Zoe_Nichols I'm predisposed not to trust Disney's take on ANYTHING. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to Zoe_Nichols
  6. My 1999 novel BIOFIRE. RARE, signed, limited to 500 copies. And it's my LAST COPY! http://tinyurl.com/ykcoeot about 7 hours ago from web
  7. New blog: The Romantic Comedy to End All Romantic Comedies -- http://tinyurl.com/yfo4ho7 about 8 hours ago from web
  8. "Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences." -- Peter Griffin about 20 hours ago from web
  9. A beautiful cover on @amhartnett's new book! http://tinyurl.com/ygxbo8w 9:23 PM Nov 28th from web
  10. "The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." -- Joan Rivers 5:31 PM Nov 28th from web
  11. "There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child." -- Erma Bombeck 3:50 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. @jmarie1074 Me, too. My favorite part. But we just can't do it this year. Dawn & I might by a LITTLE something for each other but that's it. 3:02 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to jmarie1074
  13. @jmarie1074 No gifts this year. We've shed the pressure of spending money & I think that will make it more enjoyable. 2:58 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to jmarie1074
  14. @Sathyai I'll play with you! I'll be the T-rex & you be Verna Lisi in that little bikini she wore in WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH. 2:57 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to Sathyai
  15. @jmarie1074 I am so in the mood for it this year. Started the Christmas music & movies early because I couldn't wait. 2:55 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to jmarie1074
  16. Looks like Tiger Woods isn't the only one in his family who can swing a mean golf club. http://tinyurl.com/yedwanv 2:32 PM Nov 28th from web
  17. I am nobody ... nobody is perfect ... therefore I am perfect. 2:05 PM Nov 28th from web
  18. @emeraldjaguar Not. At. All. 1:58 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to emeraldjaguar
  19. @MissKitty1923 You're just a heavy metal party girl at heart. 1:48 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to MissKitty1923
  20. @susanorlean We had one of those when I was a kid! Eavesdropping on it introduced me to words like "hysterectomy" and "illegitimate." 1:48 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to susanorlean
  • Name Ray Garton
  • Location Northern California
  • Web http://prepostero...
  • Bio Novelist, author of over 50 books, including LIVE GIRLS and BESTIAL, in stores now.
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