Ravenstrider
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Just woke up. Tired. I'm a walking, talking paradox.
1:53 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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I didn't think that this day would come: blocked porn botts who followed me on twitter.
1:44 AM Jun 2nd
via Twitter for Android
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@ Bastard! You should be banned from wearing socks!
3:42 PM Jun 1st
via web
in reply to wilw
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@ Nije postojao prostorno-vremenski kontinuum, jer, tehnicki, nije postojala svetlost... A materija=polazni singularitet. Tak' nest'
1:19 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for Android
in reply to ivanizmi
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In the study, via an aroused donkey!
11:34 AM Jun 1st
via web
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Business: Analysts estimate Ryanair could boost profits by 15% if it charged passengers an additional £10 for pressurized aircraft cabins.
6:12 AM Jun 1st
via web
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Bored out of my mind... Time to plan a murder, I guess.
5:42 AM Jun 1st
via web
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@ Stormtroopers suck. Gay Wookie companions ftw. Rawr!
5:41 AM Jun 1st
via web
in reply to ivanizmi
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Oh, great... Woke up after three hours of sleep. Bloody insomnia is evolving.
9:39 PM May 31st
via Twitter for Android
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@ And some end in a draw. Or with you trying to mount a duck... Just saying.
3:59 PM May 31st
via web
in reply to jovich88
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Twitter is a lie!
3:58 PM May 31st
via web
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@ Laži, sve su to laži... Prestanite da me lažete!
3:55 PM May 31st
via web
in reply to ivanizmi
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Oh, the joys of nature... Birds, bees, trees... SOMEBODY HELP! PLEASE! O look, it rhymes... Fun. Brain damaged by the Sun... Am I drunk?!
5:17 AM May 31st
via Twitter for Android
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I was reminded by @ that sock suspenders are a lie. I shall procrastinate as a result.
5:46 PM May 30th
via web
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We all live inside our own heads... From time to time, other people invade them and you just can't get them out no matter how hard you try.
5:12 PM May 30th
via web
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Gonna go up and play Prison Sex by Tool on my wedding, all the while eyeing the ring bearers.
5:03 PM May 30th
via web
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I just hate it when I run over a kid in the summer and I get ice-cream all over my windshield.
4:59 PM May 30th
via web
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I hate it when I'm in the ER and the ugly nurse shoves a finger up my arse. Still counts as a threesome though.
4:58 PM May 30th
via web
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@ The highest form of ignorance is cheese. Also: socks.
4:40 PM May 30th
via web
in reply to Shejlo
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Imagining friends for you... Low cost, 100% guaranteed sucess.
12:18 PM May 30th
via web
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- Name Radan Petrović
- Location Corpseville - Novi Sad, Serbia
- Web http://striderxii...
- Bio Lubricated Insanity
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