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Ravenstrider

  1. Just woke up. Tired. I'm a walking, talking paradox.
  2. I didn't think that this day would come: blocked porn botts who followed me on twitter. #spam #inlove
  3. @wilw Bastard! You should be banned from wearing socks!
  4. @ivanizmi Nije postojao prostorno-vremenski kontinuum, jer, tehnicki, nije postojala svetlost... A materija=polazni singularitet. Tak' nest'
  5. In the study, via an aroused donkey!
  6. Bored out of my mind... Time to plan a murder, I guess.
  7. @ivanizmi Stormtroopers suck. Gay Wookie companions ftw. Rawr!
  8. Oh, great... Woke up after three hours of sleep. Bloody insomnia is evolving.
  9. @jovich88 And some end in a draw. Or with you trying to mount a duck... Just saying.
  10. Twitter is a lie!
  11. @ivanizmi Laži, sve su to laži... Prestanite da me lažete!
  12. Oh, the joys of nature... Birds, bees, trees... SOMEBODY HELP! PLEASE! O look, it rhymes... Fun. Brain damaged by the Sun... Am I drunk?!
  13. I was reminded by @neilhimself that sock suspenders are a lie. I shall procrastinate as a result.
  14. We all live inside our own heads... From time to time, other people invade them and you just can't get them out no matter how hard you try.
  15. Gonna go up and play Prison Sex by Tool on my wedding, all the while eyeing the ring bearers. #InappropriateWeddingSongs
  16. I just hate it when I run over a kid in the summer and I get ice-cream all over my windshield. #50ThingsIHate
  17. I hate it when I'm in the ER and the ugly nurse shoves a finger up my arse. Still counts as a threesome though. #50ThingsIHate
  18. @Shejlo The highest form of ignorance is cheese. Also: socks.
  19. Imagining friends for you... Low cost, 100% guaranteed sucess.