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  1. @librarianamy BTW, I want to live in your house. I bought lettuce, Windex, and a refill roll for our lint remover.
  2. @librarianamy went to the supermarket last night & it was a freakin' zoo. As if people were going to be snowed in for months.
  3. When I was a kid, this was *never* announced the day before. Sigh. RT @breakingweather Announced: NYC public schools will be closed tomorrow
  4. Heartwarming quote as #Snowpocalypse 2.0 approaches: "That cold ain't the weather. That's Death approaching." ("30 Days of Night")
  5. Apparently he hasn't had to deal with *my* friggin' octopus - RT @Oatmeal Why an octopus is more awesome than your mom http://bit.ly/cddqyk
  6. @rickharrison @timknapton as a condition of temporary release, the nursing home expressly forbid any jumping or bass-swinging, drop-c or not
  7. Well, that was extraordinary painful to watch. I'm sure my grandparents were digging it, tho.
  8. @QdobaMexGrill Oakland Houston Kansas City Buffalo San Diego San Francisco F040 22365
  9. @librarianamy hey, if the forecast calls for zombies, who am I to argue? I'm not a meteorologist.
  10. Turns out you can have a zombie apocalypse, but not a zombie #snowpocalypse. Zombies freeze solid in the cold.
  11. @SacksJacked Have you seen the highly informative "Snowpocalyse DC" site? http://snowpocalypsedc.com/
  12. @PaulMBourdett thanks for offer. Let me think about it - hesitate to commit w/my schedule & hate to be unreliable.
  13. @TheRoundtable I have found the true key for a successful relationship is having a Man Cave. I'd go insane without my in-house hideout.
  14. He forgot the "tan" and "laundry" part. RT @arevaloSPE Great work-out at the gym. Eat, sleep, then work all day tomorrow.
  15. @arevaloSPE you are *definitely* going to be seeing snow.
  16. New guilty pleasure: the Unhappy Hipsters photo blog: http://is.gd/7H59c - because, as they say, it's lonely in the modern world.
  17. Just heard the best "I'll be late" excuse ever. Coworker: "I couldn't get to the meeting - my foot fell asleep & I couldn't leave my desk."
  18. @sensible so she doesn't like them but saw them 20 times? Don't know waxtrax
  19. @sensible the Chicago "art punk" band I grew up loving: Naked Raygun... and offshoot Pegboy.
  20. @sensible Did you see this Slate post on autism & vaccines? http://is.gd/7Cg77