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  1. @VegasWalkinDude #thestandpoll That's no great dilemma - ending sucked. But can we keep @_dayna_jurgens_ and @_Kojak_? They're kinda cute.2:26 PM Jun 24th from web
  2. Hey @Julie_Lawry bb, this one's for you. ;) ♫ http://blip.fm/~8hd2r6:40 PM Jun 18th from Blip.fm
  3. @VegasWalkinDude You sure you're not Starscream?3:00 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to VegasWalkinDude
  4. @_TheKid_ Looks like you finally found a worthy opponent, pal.7:30 AM Jun 18th from web in reply to _TheKid_
  5. @Trash_can Trash-baby, you should ditch that Coors-pissing asshole. I know you're a psycho pyro and all, but you deserve better.3:30 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to Trash_can
  6. #whyIfollowflagg Because he never embarrasses his #1 henchman by mentioning traumatic rat-snacking incidents to strangers ...oh wait.1:55 PM Jun 17th from web
  7. @_dayna_jurgens_ Not to knock Buffy - chick is hardcore - but @VegasWalkinDude would just turn the stake into a banana or something.1:36 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to _dayna_jurgens_
  8. @VegasWalkinDude I don't know, man, she told me to fuck off, too. And I was being all charming and gentlemanly and everything...12:10 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to VegasWalkinDude
  9. @MichaelKParrish Seems to happen a lot these days. Now he just needs to dye his hair white, get pregnant, and jump off a balcony.6:52 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to MichaelKParrish
  10. @NicholasAndros ...why is Nick talking about himself in third person?5:17 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to NicholasAndros
  11. @NicholasAndros ...bit too much trouble for a floating condom, if you ask me.2:09 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to NicholasAndros
  12. @NicholasAndros Nah, they'll just be condoms full of air. It's that helium shit that makes 'em float.2:08 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to NicholasAndros
  13. @NicholasAndros Man, I ain't never heard of floating condoms.2:03 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to NicholasAndros
  14. @_dayna_jurgens_ Hey, sweetbuns, good luck. Hope you kick their asses.1:57 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to _dayna_jurgens_
  15. @_TheKid_ Guess that explains the taste.1:56 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to _TheKid_
  16. @_dayna_jurgens_ You tweet with your phone? Baby, I tweet with MY MIND. Those fancy-phones are too fuckin complicated.7:19 AM Jun 15th from web in reply to _dayna_jurgens_
  17. @Julie_Lawry Truth hu--.. uh, you're a hell lot cuter than the big guy, if that helps any.6:18 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to Julie_Lawry
  18. @MichaelKParrish You got a point. Job's yours. Just remember to pack some sunscreen. ;)6:03 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to MichaelKParrish
  19. @MichaelKParrish You do realize the job description is babysitting a demonic attention whore? Have fun with the temper tantrums.5:53 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to MichaelKParrish
  20. @MichaelKParrish Good luck with that, pal. We've all got itches we can't scratch. Incidentally, who the hell ARE you?5:39 PM Jun 14th from web in reply to MichaelKParrish