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Rasplundjr

  1. Hmm need to find / build bike to support my overweight ass... need to do some research
  2. Too many @scottsigler novels almost jabbed pen in person's ear on street false alarm blue triangle was only a tattoo
  3. Max hp for 1st then roll or average for the next 9 right
  4. the only thing that can chase the math away at this stage is pink elephants
  5. trying to figure out the time debacle in creating these forms is starting to hurt my head.... I need vodka stat
  6. I hate it when lyrics get stuck in your brain and then they're too long to tweet properly
  7. U shake my nerves U rattle my brain 2 much love drives a man insane U broke my will oh what a thrill Goodness gracious great balls of fire
  8. Clowns why does it have to be clowns
  9. apparently Friday my Coulrophobia will be going nuts - Militant Clowns Protesting NATO with Pies - Why is my life a sitcom?
  10. Time to dive back into building automated forms for the Brits
  11. Spots... light headed... holy crap it's 2... maybe I should finally eat breakfast... pretty lights....
  12. Just found out kindle app syncs across my phone and ipod caught up to my spot in tom sawyer instantly
  13. Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
  14. .@KMLaw I always refer to the Staff Appreciation day lunch as the Rich's Birthday celebration lunch... yeah I'm that cocky
  15. WOW Staff Appreciation lunch was wow. steak and baked potato... crap I have a class to teach in little over an hour... can you say food coma
  16. As long as I have the love of my wife, kids & family it doesn't matter what else happens in the day it's a kick ass day.
  17. @odin1eye tennant voiced what?
  18. Have you had your daily dose of fiction yet? if not find some and partake, Fiction makes the BS easier to handle.
  19. ack just shy of 2 wks to get more "archive" stories out of the way for @EveryPhoto plus the one for the sneak peek they gave me for April
  20. And Lord please grant the the wisdom to tell the difference, and figure out when the lessons you taught me today have come into play.