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4 Ways the Face Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken (cont) tl.gd/hlldrb 12:43 AM Jun 2nd via Seesmic
We don't need any more posts about "what your profile pic says about you." "What writing useless shit says about you." might be good, tho. 7:14 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
Setting the Remains: New flash fiction at Underground Voices. bit.ly/JDXSIc Sex. Death. What more could you guys want? 6:31 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
@Bill_Beckley Why not? Go ahead & go. You probably need to get out of the house & get some fresh air, anyway. 7:44 AM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to Bill_Beckley
Our Road Led to Rome: “Every one soon or late comes round by Rome.” -Robert Browning * Our first mission upon ar... bit.ly/LZ0QWL 6:26 AM May 31st via twitterfeed
Internet, I know how much you like to talk about what you're eating, so I should tell you that I just ate a banana. You're welcome. 1:00 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
calebjross Verbally saying WTF takes more time than saying What the Fuck, and therefore is not a shortcut. So stop doing it. 9:09 AM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by Rasmenia and 2 others
According to my husband, I "go all Cougar Town" whenever I see Robb Stark. I have yet to come up with any argument to the contrary. 8:41 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
TheAverageJohn So, Lorenzo Lamas in Renegade happened. 10:42 AM May 27th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Rasmenia
thesulk Sometimes women look at menus like they've never seen or heard of food before. 7:03 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Rasmenia and 665 others
SarahKSilverman People who angrily point their fingers are talking about themselves 10:19 PM May 26th via WhoSay Retweeted by Rasmenia and 862 others
I won't get to watch #Blackwater until tomorrow, so I'm watching episodes 1-8 of @GameofThrones to help me cope. I'm really good at coping. 10:40 AM May 27th via Seesmic
3 Kinds of People the Internet Accidentally Invented cracked.com/blog/3-kinds-p… 1:16 AM May 26th via Seesmic
SimonCLarter Even the most brilliant of writers has to do laundry from time to time. #ItsTrue #IHateFolding #Dammit 5:01 PM May 24th via tGadget Retweeted by Rasmenia and 2 others
When I sit down to write, I put my glasses on in a melodramatic, badass way. Like Ed Harris with his fancy vest in 'Apollo 13.' 1:13 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
A quick stop in Tuscany on the way down to Rome: bit.ly/JnQcK6 10:25 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
RT @AlecMapa: Facebook stock drops again? I thought the "Which Muppet are you?" quizzes were such sound investments. 10:21 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Many people think Kerouac would be upset re: On The Road movie, but he wanted an #OnTheRoad film. Maybe not this On The Road film, but... 7:17 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
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@DadOudidOuda Nice! I just found him on Spotify & am listening to it right now - good call. I'm liking it so far. Thanks! :) 8:09 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to DadOudidOuda

Name Rasmenia Massoud
Location Saint Lucien, France
Web http://www.rasmen...
Bio American writer living in France. Misanthrope. Clown. Geek & Guinness drinker. Author of HUMAN DETRITUS.