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Raphaelite_Girl

  1. @AliButcher You make a grand roast potato Ali, and no mistake. What a gorgeous colour. Is this one of reasons for all the healthy walks?! 🏃
  2. @AliButcher That's all right then? #healthfood
  3. @stebax Stewie: "I don't wanna....I don't wanna..... Bleeeuuuuggghhh....."
  4. @stebax #Ipecac! Brian: "Can you hold my ears?" Peter: [holds back Brian's ears then vomits all over them]
  5. @AliButcher My arteries aren't far behind either..
  6. @AliButcher #myheartbleeds
  7. @ClemmieHambro #healthfood Brie is almost a vegetable...
  8. @wonky_donky I love that stretch of the river.Did a radio play once, called 'Beneath the bridge at Cookham'.Also, has great Spencer gallery!
  9. That last, HT @UberFacts
  10. As a child, Hillary Clinton wrote to NASA enquiring how to become an astronaut; NASA replied saying girls could not be astronauts. #sheesh
  11. “@mashable: Spider-cat, spider-cat. Does whatever a spider-cat does ... Like climb down a fridge on.mash.to/MkFciD
  12. @emmafreud Oh... Sweet and flat, then? Raw flour and butter icing would be pretty grim, tho...
  13. @emmafreud #eeew raw flour icing!
  14. @stebax Actually, it's pretty hard with them open. #garyfuckingbarlow
  15. @stebax If you close your eyes, it's difficult to tell Gary Fucking Barlow and William Hague apart...
  16. @paul_clarke Accident, then.
  17. @MooseAllain Or scary ones, like Help! Murder!!! I'm trapped! It's 1821!!
  18. @paul_clarke Ha, was that planned or a happy accident?