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Raphaelite_Girl

@AliButcher You make a grand roast potato Ali, and no mistake. What a gorgeous colour. Is this one of reasons for all the healthy walks?! 🏃 9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AliButcher
@AliButcher That's all right then? #healthfood 10 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AliButcher
@stebax Stewie: "I don't wanna....I don't wanna..... Bleeeuuuuggghhh....." 11 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stebax
@stebax #Ipecac! Brian: "Can you hold my ears?" Peter: [holds back Brian's ears then vomits all over them] 21 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stebax
@AliButcher My arteries aren't far behind either.. 24 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AliButcher
@AliButcher #myheartbleeds 25 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AliButcher
@ClemmieHambro #healthfood Brie is almost a vegetable... 25 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ClemmieHambro
@wonky_donky I love that stretch of the river.Did a radio play once, called 'Beneath the bridge at Cookham'.Also, has great Spencer gallery! 26 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wonky_donky
That last, HT @UberFacts 28 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
As a child, Hillary Clinton wrote to NASA enquiring how to become an astronaut; NASA replied saying girls could not be astronauts. #sheesh 28 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
“@mashable: Spider-cat, spider-cat. Does whatever a spider-cat does ... Like climb down a fridge on.mash.to/MkFciD” 32 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
@emmafreud Oh... Sweet and flat, then? Raw flour and butter icing would be pretty grim, tho... about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emmafreud
ray_chello @Aggerscricket @KirstieMAllsopp found 2 Camera memory cards on westminster brdge. No idea if I can find the owner...thoughtucouldhelp,pls? about 2 hours ago via web Retweeted by Raphaelite_Girl and 52 others
@emmafreud #eeew raw flour icing! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emmafreud
@stebax Actually, it's pretty hard with them open. #garyfuckingbarlow about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stebax
@stebax If you close your eyes, it's difficult to tell Gary Fucking Barlow and William Hague apart... about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stebax
@paul_clarke Accident, then. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paul_clarke
ruskin147 Any camera nuts out there who've got a Panasonic Lumix GH2? Struggling with video settings - now got MTS files I can't see about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by Raphaelite_Girl and 11 others
@MooseAllain Or scary ones, like Help! Murder!!! I'm trapped! It's 1821!! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MooseAllain
@paul_clarke Ha, was that planned or a happy accident? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paul_clarke

Name Helen Ayres
Location Tenterden Kent, UK
Web http://www.helena...
Bio Professional Luvvy * Arty-Farty * Nurturer. Stationery & Book fetishist. Partial to witty smut.