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Ranity

  1. I hate how @Act1Scene2 tries to act all shy and bashful LMAOOOOOOO
  2. @crobcary drinks and stuff?
  3. @MauiMescudi listen. I'm getting my hair done. All I hear is Young Money coming from Hot 97. It takes 3 - 4 hours to get my hair done.
  4. Damn. RT @MusicAsis: RT @KellyJuicyJ: Lmao Nicki done made these folk spend their rent money on her ass and she's not performing .
  5. What if Hot 97 stops playing Young Money. It's been done in the past. People really don't know the weight Hot 97 has in the tri state area.
  6. This can go many ways lol RT @__Roscoe: Lmaoo RT @UberFacts: Women are quicker at detecting danger before their periods.
  7. ===> RT @BasseyworldLive: All this "He/she disrespected me" just proves you don't know what it means to be respected.
  8. @R_0_N O_O *calls on Jesus* lol
  9. @crobcary plus you're not a hoodrat. PS. When are you free tomorrow?
  10. It kinda slips. It never happens intentionally RT @crobcary: I don’t think I would ever refer to my significant other as my ‘boo.’
  11. @R_0_N it's not about the jiggle. It's about the song.
  12. LOL :-( instagr.am/p/LbuI8znbS9/
  13. I'll burn her CD. RT @R_0_N: You all know you wanna see Adele in a leotard grinding to Single Ladies... Stop playing
  14. @BasseyworldLive she is so delusional.