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  1. @indycred Recession-proof is not the same thing as recession-fed.
  2. If you follow only one oragutan on Twitter, make it @Zaius13. Follow Friday.
  3. I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my "your mom" joke yesterday. But your mom said she thought it was sweet.
  4. This cold and I have totally run out of things to say to one another. Long, uncomfortable silences . . . broken by fits of coughing.
  5. At the end of "Casino Royale" it's revealed Bond's password is VESPER. But when he enters it the first time he punches a 4 -- G, H, or I.
  6. @michaelewiggam Sorry, no. Freddye's out sick today. I'm just dueling myself in the mirror. Shut up, Marshall! Stop laughing!
  7. This stupid cold is still hanging on. If it ends up killing me, please tell your mom she was the best I ever had.
  8. Planning the future of the future of Star Wars. Less fun than you might think, but still interesting.
  9. Another Meat Day has been dealt with. The same cannot be said of all of the work that landed on my desk today.
  10. Thanks for the advice @writertype. Modern life is so complicated. So many ways to die, it's almost impossible to choose just one.
  11. Happy Meat Day.
  12. "Want something from Hawaii?" "A 24-year-old Korean girl." "What would you do with a 24-year-old Korean girl?" "Disappoint her."
  13. Has this procrastination paid off yet?
  14. @NanaSewDear It's always tough at first. Only experience will give you thick skin -- and allow you to spot your mistakes before others do.
  15. @Keyeske As far as I can see, you haven't posted anything worth following. Stop chasing followers and post content. Followers will come.
  16. Q: Randy, when it comes to Star Wars, do you prefer to write or edit? A: Edit. Most of the work is already done, and I'm the boss.
  17. Which is not to say I don't like writing. But in my experience, writing is hard, hard work -- at least if you're trying to do a good job.
  18. @robirwin: Randy, when it comes to Star Wars, do you prefer to write or edit? A: Edit. Most of the work is already done, and I'm the boss.
  19. Let @thedayhascome ruin your neighbor's inflatable Christmas lawn decorations this Follow Friday.
  20. You'd think that even a _dead_ psychic would be able to predict that I don't want to be his Facebook friend.