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  1. Here ya go, @davekellett - a new punchline, in light of Dilbert's joke-theft. http://bit.ly/89h62N about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Hey @davekellett - People exchanging identical gifts with their talking animal cohorts has already been done... today. http://bit.ly/6JEOio about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Actually we've been happily rage-free this morning. It's a Christmas miracle! about 9 hours ago from SocialScope
  4. "Watch Daddy's ears make real smoke when the packaging pushes his buttons!" about 9 hours ago from SocialScope
  5. "Your parents help you put it together! And remove it from its rage-inducing plastic packaging!" about 9 hours ago from SocialScope
  6. What the...? They don't watch Nightmare on Elm Street on Christmas Eve either? What is with the family I married into? 5:48 PM Dec 24th from SocialScope
  7. My wife's family has weird holiday traditions. For example, they DON'T watch Shawshank Redemption on Christmas Eve. Scrooges. 4:47 PM Dec 24th from SocialScope
  8. @dbrady Your luck is skewing our data on survival of the fittest. 4:41 PM Dec 24th from SocialScope in reply to dbrady
  9. "I got out pee pees AND poo poos out in the potty! It's totally awesome!" Yep. You saved Christmas. 2:19 PM Dec 24th from SocialScope
  10. Who wants my extra copies of Half-Life 2 and HL2: Ep 1? My Christmas gift to the fastest tweep. http://bit.ly/5AXzeW 9:40 AM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
  11. I see a hot dog, aaaand... and my appetite is gone perhaps forever. http://twitpic.com/uz2c6 9:02 AM Dec 24th from SocialScope
  12. I hear crying downstairs. I hope the kids didn't discover our no-gift-holiday plans a day early; that would ruin Christmas. 7:37 AM Dec 24th from SocialScope
  13. I wish it was already Christmas so my girls could open Lego Indiana Jones and I could play it. 12:18 AM Dec 24th from web
  14. The Hitcher, The Duel, Joyride: all roadtrip horror films, all conceived during family trips by fathers. I bet. 5:34 PM Dec 23rd from SocialScope
  15. Road trips are still just as boring as when I was a kid. Only now I'm on the other end of the whining. 3:33 PM Dec 23rd from SocialScope
  16. The value of sports training becomes apparent when tossing crackers to the kids at the back of the minivan. Yes! Score! 10:20 AM Dec 23rd from SocialScope
  17. Heading for vacation in California. I refuse to take fewer than 2 computers. I have geek cred to keep up. Oh, and the Wii and Blackberry. 8:00 AM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
  18. Aw, crap. I just now remembered that I wanted to be an astronaut when I grow up. 1:14 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  19. @katrialy Don't judge me! 12:31 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  20. @badbanana "Beware of GREAT SAVINGS!" 11:17 AM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to badbanana
  • Name randytayler
  • Location Orem, UT
  • Web http://randytayle...
  • Bio Writer. Well, also a web programmer, avid PC gamer, and father of 3. Se habla español.
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