RandyKaus
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Be the 400ᵗʰ Little Gardian to "Like" our facebook fan page and you'll receive a free pair of tickets to our next show!
2:15 PM May 28th
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May 22nd is World Goth Day. Celebrate it by visiting and "Like" my band page here:
3:18 AM May 22nd
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This Mother's Day, give mom a break and don't embarrass her by admitting you're related.
3:45 PM May 12th
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Tonight, I'm going to squirt some awesome sauce onto my girlfriend... ok, the first girl I see.
12:34 PM Apr 30th
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Contrary to popular belief, there's science.
3:39 PM Apr 26th
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When Secret Service agents sleep with whores, it's comforting to know they always provide state of the art protection.
11:49 AM Apr 17th
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Here's a taste of "Republic," the debut EP from Garda @ Hear all 3 mind melting tracks!
10:34 PM Apr 13th
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Rick Santorum would make a terrible president anyway. When he smiles, it looks like someone put the wrong size mouth on a Mr. Potato Head.
12:05 AM Apr 11th
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When they hung the INRI sign on the cross, Jesus looked straight to camera & said "I'm King of the World!!! Oh... INR'I' nevermind."
11:11 AM Apr 6th
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Cooking shows are fat guy porn.
10:51 PM Apr 4th
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April Fool's Day falls on a Sunday this year. Churchgoers are planning this epic prank where they convince themselves they believe in God.
2:13 PM Apr 1st
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Dear people who get easily offended: it's usually just a lazy way of being superior.
11:38 AM Mar 30th
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If procrastination is self-loathing, then why haven't I killed myself yet? Oh... right.
3:28 PM Mar 26th
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I think the title of the CNN show, "Erin Burnett OutFront" is a subliminal attempt to say, "Look at my tits!"
12:04 PM Mar 24th
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I've always thought the African nation of Niger had a racist name.
10:07 AM Mar 21st
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It's so warm outside, dumb people are believing science.
11:52 AM Mar 19th
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A family spokesperson just announced that Whitney Houston's funeral was actually held five years ago.
4:53 PM Mar 15th
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At this point, Rick Santorum just wants to be president to change his Google results.
2:04 PM Mar 10th
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Garda enters GCR Audio to complete our long-awaited EP so that you, Little Gardians, can destroy everything w/ us.
5:34 AM Mar 7th
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MUSIC FACT: Springsteen fans would hate to hang out with the kind of people Springsteen writes about.
2:28 PM Mar 2nd
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- Name Rändy Käus
- Location Upstate New York
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio A modern rock drummer, Rändy lost his last job as a wood stripper at a furniture store when he started giving table dances to the customers.
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