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RandomParadoX

  1. I wrote something. Here's a sneak preview: Alcoholic Anonymous -- Inebriated Super Hero: randomparadox.com/?p=357
  2. My Twitter account is worth $3! What's yours worth? WhatsMyTwitterAccountWorth.com
  3. Finally found a plugin for the site that attaches the proper picture to facebook shares. It was borked for a while. #notrelatedtoreallife
  4. Finally wrote something for my site, a review of Ghostbusters #2. Progress! randomparadox.com/?p=245
  5. Running out of coffee. Drinking more now that I have no job.
  6. My first official status on Google+: I only signed up for this shit to preempt the inevitable downfall of Facebook. Cheers!
  7. Fuck 'credit.' It's a GD paradox. Gotta use credit to build your credit. But you can't get a credit card/other credit without built credit.
  8. Slacking... like usual. Perhaps I should write something.
  9. Battleship... The Movie Film For Theaters! based off the board game... If it wasn't official before it is now: Hollywood is out of ideas.
  10. A dozen Krispe Kremes makes payday even better.
  11. @crveman Thinking older, with a new cover. Scholastic never seems to get new books, just new covers.
  12. @crveman We actually saw some Encyclopedia Brown books at a recent book fair.
  13. Concerning chosen adventures: @crveman and wouldn't you know it, they still sell them: cyoa.com
  14. Checked out the current writing contests on Worth1000. What the hell am I supposed to do with an alien in Tombstone, Arizona circa 1774?
  15. Thinking Out Loud again...: randomparadox.com/?p=229
  16. If I can't find a cheap air conditioner, I might actually line the bed with cold-paks. If only I had the freezer space.
  17. Found a ghost pepper sauce I can use like a normal hot sauce :D
  18. Mountain Dew Pitch Black is grape flavored. #unintentionalracism
  19. Thinking out loud again on the website... Dreams to Paralyze: randomparadox.com/?p=225
  20. Another day mowing for the county. Surprised I haven't burned. Normally I just have to think about the sun and I'm red and in pain.