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  1. Greetings to our #whiskeyfriday brethren, @KyleRyan, @steveheisler, @kphipps3000 and everyone else @The_AV_Club — SALUT!
  2. @katdazzo That's just the bacon fat talking.
  3. Who are these fucking guys? With the mustaches and the hair? Walking by right now?
  4. Good news: Just got an email from Crate & Barrel. Seems they're really "warming up for the holidays with FREE SHIPPING" Life fucking rules!
  5. @Dr_Ballon Thank you very much, sir!
  6. RT @Tifozoso: Satire? Xenophobia? Both? http://bit.ly/6Qj3kG #FishTime How late am I to this party?
  7. @simonblackwell Don't forget DeVry, and Denial Ain't Just A River In Egypt, You Know.
  8. New Post: Thanksgiving Thoughts This Thanksgiving • http://bit.ly/pcaIz
  9. @trumpetcake @kellyoxford And here I was thinking, "You know, ol' Sly looks pretty darn good there!"
  10. Oh, fuck a Christ, how did I not see the term "tweetsgiving" coming and why does it stir such a visceral rage in me?
  11. @trumpetcake @kellyoxford Oops! Here comes 'The Rainbow Connection' opening riff!
  12. @mrdavehill What a drag! Hey, come meet me and the guys at Snookie's tonight -- it's 2 for 1 on Bud and free hot dogs!
  13. @ratbanjos Yes. Lesser vertebrates are held together with clasps or barrettes. This is what separates us.
  14. GOOD MORNING!
  15. @iamhewhoisiam Do not push me
  16. @iamhewhoisiam Oh, boy. It was the "Twitter" that threw me!
  17. @xconnor I'm not sure, but I think you might be tweeting in your sleep.
  18. RT @JamesUrbaniak: Under a friend's Facebook photos of herself sewing I just left the comment "You sew girl." Who wants to kill me?
  19. @timhutton Just say when, sir!
  20. @jwoliner congrats, dude! sorry, dude.