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Randazzoj

  1. @KaseyAnderson LOL I LOVE THAT CUSTOM AND BODY FUNCTION TWEET OF THE DAY KASEY about 8 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to KaseyAnderson
  2. Breaking Bad? More like Breaking Terrific!! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @sethmeyers21 Gah, spoiler alert! I've never seen a horror movie! 6:49 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sethmeyers21
  4. @trumpetcake @brideylee 'Mutant Hunt' 8:01 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to trumpetcake
  5. @frenchielaboozi No, I'm fit & satisfied if I keep the legs. With the free pizza I get fat + agonizing pain + no legs. No brainer, right? 7:57 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frenchielaboozi
  6. @frenchielaboozi No, that's the thing: I'm extremely fit and satisfied. 7:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frenchielaboozi
  7. @JDGerlach Excellent -- truly excellent -- point. 7:46 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JDGerlach
  8. No hesitation. I'd keep my legs. What a weird scenario. I like pizza but not more than my physical health. 7:40 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. If I had to choose between free pizza for life or not having my legs hammered into fleshy pulps, I definitely wouldn't choose the free pizza 7:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @AlisonAgosti Jesus. 7:18 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlisonAgosti
  11. @ModernWood Yeah well, so are you, too, shining also your mom, as well. 7:12 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ModernWood
  12. @EliBraden You're doing good works. 7:07 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EliBraden
  13. @VPace Check the Internet next fall! 7:06 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to VPace
  14. Hey, shut up. 7:05 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Looking back, I think my biggest contribution to American culture was either inventing pizza or coining the phrase "Hey, shut up." 6:58 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @noahWG And I'm at that age when I think granite countertops are BULLLLLLLSHIT 6:28 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to noahWG
  17. @KaseyAnderson And also with you. @boobsradley @shelbyfero 5:56 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to KaseyAnderson
  18. @BoobsRadley @shelbyfero Is Yeast that rapper lady? 5:55 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to BoobsRadley
  19. @BoobsRadley @shelbyfero Roses are red violets are fuckshit. 5:53 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to BoobsRadley