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@noobde Just gave a shot at playing SZ:Mythologies for N64. What a sack of ass. Seriously! c==8 bro. A turn-around button? 10:09 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@junematics It was GOOD TEARS. Topthorn and Joey. <3 5:49 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to junematics
@junematics The best show I've ever seen. I sobbed for the whole two hours. It was gorgeous. The horse puppetry was amazing. 5:48 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to junematics
@junematics The Broadway show was phenomenal! Haven't seen the movie! 9:12 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to junematics
@junematics There's one response only: "You look like an asshole." 4:52 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to junematics
@B3N_R_5mith Nilbog? Oh no! 9:38 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to B3N_R_5mith
Love video games so much you want to eat them and shit them out? Check out wehatevideogames.com, a gaming commentary blog I write for! 8:15 PM Apr 21st via web
@simonpegg Just had a dream about you. A veterinary clinic dream, not a sex dream. I woke up in tears. Like I said, not a sex dream. 7:30 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
@SpaceFunkyBOB's anus smells like a meat market filled with cows and corn dogs! Hey, your bio's up! 11:53 PM Apr 14th via web
@KTHanna @KLLwrites @llambertlawson @mohio73 @louise_jaques @ellyzupko @I_am_LadyJai I tagged you all at rddenton.com! Humor me! 7:31 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
@youraidiot @shannon_yazurlo Heard they're fingering Lenny Kravitz to play Sam. 5:31 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youraidiot
@notveryraven Had 3+ gamertags playing the CE DLC on two different Origin accounts--the CE was just on the HD. Hope you get it working! 3:31 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to notveryraven
@ketadiablo Yeah, MSNBC is notoriously liberal, and Fox notoriously conservative. It's hard to find unbiased news sources nowadays. 1:52 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ketadiablo
@TheTowerlight #wots Yes, of course--even Greeks need to have a place to live! 1:49 PM Apr 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheTowerlight
Taking a break from the WIP for a few days--words are flowing like lead; brain is chugging sadly around like an oil-hungry engine. 8:44 AM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone
@youraidiot You're right! I forgot about that. Shit--I'll never be into porn! 2:57 PM Apr 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youraidiot
@youraidiot Porn star. Also an acceptable position with a beard. 2:45 PM Apr 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to youraidiot
@masseffect Is it reasonable to imagine making out with Mass Effect for all the sweet free DLC coming up? 12:11 PM Apr 6th via Twitter for iPhone
#Bronies are coming soon! I'm so excited like Jessie Spano! Check out @kazkapress for information! 11:17 AM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
@llambertlawson @kazkapress @dailysf Wooo!! Hells yeah! Congrats guys! 12:28 PM Apr 4th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to llambertlawson

Name Rance Denton
Location Baltimore, MD
Web http://www.rddent...
Bio Writer. Gubment worker. Current WIP: The Magnum Puppeteer, a mythological fantasy set in 1870s New York.