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  1. Downloads do not = actual sales. Ban dling and see just how little impact it would have on your precious units moved.
  2. No tweets for ages so just to catch up: Inglorious Basterds was awesome, I saw elephants, gin has been consumed, I have ice cream. The end.
  3. I have a shiny new laptop. That works. Suck it real world, suck it large.
  4. My short story, Let Me Count The Ways My Dear, Let Me Count The Ways is in issue 32 of Thuglit. Read it. Now! http://tiny.cc/AulOB
  5. @BigShinyRobot Twilight fans ruin everything. There's a unique brand of dickery involved in thinking vampires should sparkle.
  6. *looks at trending topics, sees New Moon there, cries for humanity and logs off twitter after realising I added a New Moon tweet too*
  7. @atheistcrow ha! I bet they'd love that. Or, we could ressurect Henry VIII from the dead and send him over to rule.
  8. @atheistcrow I wish ppl got that the seperation of church & state is not the absence of religion but the absence of religious persecution.
  9. RT @DrZibbs you know why people never ask if anyone has any cute stories about their cats? because nobody gives a shit. remember this.
  10. So, if a tweet is in a box with a bowl of poison and you can't see into the box or open it... would it still get a porn bot following it?
  11. Reading about quantum physics, then wondered if the act of reading about it changed the outcome and decided everything is absurd. Probably.
  12. My 9 year old just asked me what nymphomania is. Had to resist the urge to reply "The reason mummy gets her bikini line done".
  13. "Hey, Pilate! Your wife dreams about me when she's in bed with you". #lastevertweet
  14. RT @adobbs Yes, stories are make-believe, but they also make you believe...in the peak moments of our ephemeral existence.
  15. @SimonNRicketts The Temptations - Ain't Too Proud To Beg. I dare you not to dance.
  16. Found a Thigh Master in a box of my old stuff. Tried to use it. Lesson learned: learn to love thighs as they are.
  17. @BigShinyRobot ended up being late and missing it, so went to see The Hangover instead.
  18. @DougieHarrower Mu-um! Stop tweeting, you're embarassing me! (also, it makes me be 14 again).
  19. Off to see an advance screening of Coco Before Chanel. I'm hoping it'll be god enough to make me forgive Audrey for the Da Vinci Code.
  20. Anti-capitalist labelled as "pre-terrorist" held under "prevantative arrest". Scary or right? Minority Report? Hmm. http://tiny.cc/847FS