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  1. I'm there Jan 16! RT @bigbonjovifan: @Ralphie_May Come to ATLANTA!!! I miss me some TEXAS funny dudes! Luv ya! Theresa about 10 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. @bigdandbubba Are you guys in the studio this week? about 10 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to bigdandbubba
  3. Come see me in Nashville this week http://bit.ly/8IXnjQ about 12 hours ago from Seesmic
  4. Always! RT @BIGSTAT: @Ralphie_May everything is good. bout to go get drunk at the casino. U still on tour? about 12 hours ago from Seesmic
  5. Whadup??? RT @BIGSTAT: Good day sir... @Ralphie_May @Bigstat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6BKQzG4Vo 1:53 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  6. Thanks! RT @Wilder08420: @Ralphie_May Loved you at Funny Bones in Manchester CT.... Your awesome! 1:52 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  7. @ComedyCentral Why am I not listed for the Stand-Up Showdown? Did you forget about my #Austin-Tatious special? 11:46 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to ComedyCentral
  8. I'm ready for some much needed vacation time with the family 12:54 PM Dec 17th from Seesmic
  9. Tiger Woods apparently didn't use condoms with all those girls, I guess he really is a "scratch golfer" 9:48 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
  10. @ConnieandFish Thanks for having me this morning y'all... Can't wait to see you when I come to town! 8:00 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to ConnieandFish
  11. It's awesome! RT @MrCowhead: RT @LahnaTurner: Buy Lahna's new album "If These Lips Could Talk" here!! http://bit.ly/92y0xF 5:33 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic
  12. Hey! RT @therealamaru: what up bro? This Amaru. Ain't seen u since Brownsville, TX. Had a ball wit cha bruh! Keep up the good work fam-fam! 1:43 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic
  13. Thanks for coming out! RT @JenDigity: Had a great time seeing @Ralphie_May ! He is soooooo funny. We were front row too! 1:27 PM Dec 14th from Seesmic
  14. BJ RT @ChicagoCityGirl: @Ralphie_May am currently trying to sweet talk bf into a road trip just to see you live!!! Tactics? 11:11 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  15. Awesome! RT @ronpurtee: Im just starting in stand-up & U R a huge influence 4 me, thx 4 being U. Hope 2 meet U in Feb. in Milwaukee 11:09 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  16. I'm in WPB New Years RT @Eviltweety88: @Ralphie_May r there tickets still avail 4 New Years show n Ft Lauderdale 11:07 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  17. Lisner on Feb 12 RT @kriisssaaayyyy: @Ralphie_May dude when are you coming to the dc area? i love your pecialsad wanna see you in person 11:06 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  18. Sorry everyone, there seemed to be a mistake on my website. I'm at the #PalmBeachImprov 12/31-1/3 http://bit.ly/4Pbys9 11:03 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  19. RT @MrCowhead: I can't wait till you fuckers see Cowhead TV...it's awesome 5:24 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic
  20. huh? I'm in WPB 4 New Years RT @lauramajercik: @LahnaTurner can't wait to see u @PBImprov & ur hubs @ralphie_may in ft. Laud. 5:14 PM Dec 11th from Seesmic