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Raepocalypse

  1. But when I eat a whole jar of Nutella, it sounds appetizing again in about 3 minutes.
  2. One time in like 3rd grade I ate a whole jar of maraschino cherries, and then they didn't sound appetizing again for another 3 years.
  3. So basically I spend my Sunday nights playing Zelda on the Gamecube.
  4. "It's pretty sad how they don't let Mario jump off cliffs in his games, though." "Suicide is not an option."
  5. I cry to @Ihaveachinstrap when my Pokemon data gets deleted. He understands.
  6. It feels weird to not be cramming in homework right now... #Summer
  7. If you kiss your honey when your nose is runny, you may think it's funny but it's SNOT!
  8. @whitterbugg I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have put it anyway... and you could have made two tweets out of it.
  9. Props to @whitterbugg for not putting the swear word at the end of her last tweet. (:
  10. In 500 Days of Summer, Tom is friend-zoned to the extreme.
  11. "And that's why I called her last night and told her I was sick. Like a ninja."
  12. Well, you, you make my dreams come true.
  13. Why are drunk people so funny? Really though.
  14. I love how Amy's first reaction when I said I wasn't going to commit suicide was "Oh shoot." I guess if it makes you happy...
  15. @missmaddieeee Hahaha. I don't think so.
  16. My name is Raegan and I constantly feel nauseous.
  17. "Did being out in the sun make you tired?" "No. It made me sweaty and weird." #MyLittleBrother