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@al3x A latte at Whole Foods? Were you at a stage hypnotist shows beforehand? Worst _I_ ever saw was a dude clucking like a chicken.6:55 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdfeedin reply to al3x
Blocking unwanted followers is now a click-and-confirm away thanks to in-page blocking we added to following/followers pages on Thursday.12:58 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdfeed
Reading The Meanung of Everything (the story of the OED) while my daughter's angelic voice rises and falls with made up song and language.12:45 PM Jul 4thfrom Birdfeed
Just thought of bagels: H&H bagels. Of which I have none. Mmm, bagels.11:43 PM Jul 3rdfrom Birdfeed
Thinking of buying Palin a set of punctuation marks as a parting gift. Or freedom. Or The Big Book of Analogies That Make Sense. Or freedom.11:37 PM Jul 3rdfrom Birdfeed
"Flawed Alaskan basketball metaphor: When the point guard passes the ball to someone else, he does not then run off the court and go hom ...11:34 PM Jul 3rdfrom Birdfeedin reply to davepell
A few Tweets from the Nakatomi Christmas party upon the arrival of Hans Gruber, and "Die Hard" would be an 8-minute short. (via @sacca)10:07 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweetie
It's the 4th of July, not the 3rd! Don't make me come out there with a calendar and sharpie, dude!10:01 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweetie
The iPhone autocorrects neer (meant to be never) as ne'er — how wonderful.9:58 PM Jul 3rdfrom Tweetie