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  1. @misiakuczys Try to get one of your eyelids too, if possible
  2. I can see, unfolding before mine wretched eyes, an imminent relationship fallout of Biblical proportions. AND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING
  3. @PenVsIdiot @thehouseghost You’re going by the picture on the box! It will be just as spindly as ours. PICTURES LIE
  4. @lookyouinnit Then the hair has spoken. Go straight…
  5. @lookyouinnit Whichever is going to be easiest to achieve in barracks?
  6. @lookyouinnit @angharadc Listening to Millionaires on a Friday afty for the first time in months. It’s brilliant. Everything is brilliant
  7. ‘See Star Wars in Concert!’ Oh, SeeTickets, you don’t know me at all…
  8. @jonnyathan ‘I’m sorry your baby’s dead but I can’t tell you why”. Wat
  9. @twodecadeslate So true. Saw a t-shirt the other day that said ‘Helvetica’ in Comic Sans type. Brilliant.
  10. @joshgardner And you just know they’ll be lactose intolerant
  11. @joshgardner I got lucky with mine, but whoever got me bought me a ton of ‘pregnancy tea’. Wat
  12. @lookyouinnit In other news, this: http://tinyurl.com/yakevnv What do you think happens if it gets to 28? Do you explode? Turn into a goat?
  13. @lookyouinnit Mate, what I’m saying to you is, BrokeNcyde, cracked up to the gigawatts.
  14. @PenVsIdiot Gah, can you say horror film location? Have you put a filter on that? Looks a bit toxic.
  15. @lookyouinnit Hey now, we all know it’s just the acoustics of the house and absolutely nothing to do with his inability to recognise VOLUME
  16. 5,4,3,2,1…. Whoosh, there goes the delivery deadline. Good job I’m in a good mood today. No joy to be had in flaming people if you’re happy
  17. @PenVsIdiot Snap, I also. Cous cous everywhere. I need a bib, clearly
  18. Tick tock, tick tock. Printers have 19 minutes to get their act together before I…continue waiting, I suppose
  19. @twodecadeslate I'm LEAVING
  20. @essenceofginger You know, the thingymabob? Come on, quickly, quickly