Rachel_England
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@ Try to get one of your eyelids too, if possible
8 minutes ago
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in reply to misiakuczys
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I can see, unfolding before mine wretched eyes, an imminent relationship fallout of Biblical proportions. AND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING
15 minutes ago
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@ @ You’re going by the picture on the box! It will be just as spindly as ours. PICTURES LIE
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to PenVsIdiot
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@ Then the hair has spoken. Go straight…
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to lookyouinnit
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@ Whichever is going to be easiest to achieve in barracks?
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to lookyouinnit
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@ @ Listening to Millionaires on a Friday afty for the first time in months. It’s brilliant. Everything is brilliant
about 2 hours ago
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‘See Star Wars in Concert!’ Oh, SeeTickets, you don’t know me at all…
about 2 hours ago
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@ ‘I’m sorry your baby’s dead but I can’t tell you why”. Wat
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to jonnyathan
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@ So true. Saw a t-shirt the other day that said ‘Helvetica’ in Comic Sans type. Brilliant.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to twodecadeslate
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@ And you just know they’ll be lactose intolerant
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to joshgardner
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@ I got lucky with mine, but whoever got me bought me a ton of ‘pregnancy tea’. Wat
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to joshgardner
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@ In other news, this: What do you think happens if it gets to 28? Do you explode? Turn into a goat?
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to lookyouinnit
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@ Mate, what I’m saying to you is, BrokeNcyde, cracked up to the gigawatts.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to lookyouinnit
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@ Gah, can you say horror film location? Have you put a filter on that? Looks a bit toxic.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to PenVsIdiot
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@ Hey now, we all know it’s just the acoustics of the house and absolutely nothing to do with his inability to recognise VOLUME
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to lookyouinnit
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5,4,3,2,1…. Whoosh, there goes the delivery deadline. Good job I’m in a good mood today. No joy to be had in flaming people if you’re happy
about 4 hours ago
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@ Snap, I also. Cous cous everywhere. I need a bib, clearly
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to PenVsIdiot
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Tick tock, tick tock. Printers have 19 minutes to get their act together before I…continue waiting, I suppose
about 4 hours ago
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@ I'm LEAVING
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to twodecadeslate
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@ You know, the thingymabob? Come on, quickly, quickly
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to essenceofginger
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- Name Rachel England
- Location Bristol, UK
- Web http://www.rachel...
- Bio Wordsmith, tea maker, reformed hedonist
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