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  1. Bebe is writing me the douchiest essay for University of Portland. The Iron and Wine reference...dear god
  2. Tweet at me if you flatten your blanket on top of you until you feel like a big quesedilla
  3. SHECKS AND SHIGARETTES WATCHA GON DO?
  4. Last I heard from Bebe was "I HATE HIPSTERS" followed by an angry door slam. Hope she's okay.
  5. Today I went to a restaurant that had a sprinkle shaker on the table along with the traditional salt and pepper. I love America.
  6. "Be quiet. I'm calling the strip club." -My mom
  7. @lilyelizajane Sure, let's go with that.
  8. @lilyelizajane needs to give me "How to be Witty" lessons so that my tweets will impress everyone
  9. I'm making matzo ball soup today. Considering it's 70 degrees outside, I will probably regret this.
  10. @trapstarkhadar heyyy it's bebe and rachel!!!!1 we loveeeee you!!!! we're coming over and making hotdish/going sledding with you <33333
  11. #worldsthinnestbooks "How Much I Care About My Fans" by Brett Favre
  12. My mom wants me to watch some Revenge of the Plants thing, in which the oak trees fight those birch bastards.
  13. BEST YEARBOOK COMMENT FROM 7TH GRADE: Rachel, ur pretty hott I guess! You are really fun to mess around with -HOTT Jaspar
  14. Is it wrong that I can relate to Hilary Duff lyrics?
  15. Playing Here Comes the Indian to wake Bebe up. She says "WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?" and then punches me in the face
  16. I remember when we did stuff like this back in the day http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/831
  17. Hotdish in the oven!
  18. Meet Soft Rain, the sassiest Native American in town. http://images.indiebound.com/427/412/9780440412427.jpg
  19. It's weird how I went to bed last night around the time I would be waking up last year (5 AM).
  20. @jakehobbs WTF today I thought about Sufjan's xmas cd collection AND Owl City getting a 1. You're quite the mind reader.