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RachelShukert

  1. @abbymcdonald Am sending you a truckload of diet Coke, sour gummies, wine. Good luck. 11:26 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to abbymcdonald
  2. @adam_rathe @rachsyme DON'T TREAD ON ME. youtube.com/watch?v=J6DPeC… 3:27 PM May 31st via web in reply to adam_rathe
  3. @tylercoates I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE DISEMBODIED FINGERS. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. 1:15 PM May 31st via web in reply to tylercoates
  4. @balletbookworm It is a little terrifying to think of those book club discussions. 1:15 PM May 31st via web in reply to balletbookworm
  5. @EmilyGould GURL, you said it. I was wearing one the other day and the bartender was acting really weird about serving me. 1:11 PM May 31st via web in reply to EmilyGould
  6. OH HIIIIIIII REMEMBER ME???? nytimes.com/2012/06/01/us/… 1:10 PM May 31st via web
  7. @balletbookworm Seriously. I could only get through like 15 pages until dread overtook me and I had to stop. 1:09 PM May 31st via web in reply to balletbookworm
  8. @andrewtshaffer I had to stop after 20 pages. They were still in the fucking hardware store. I just could not go on. 1:03 PM May 31st via web in reply to andrewtshaffer
  9. @andrewtshaffer Yes, of course. But also, I think he's the only 27 yr old billionaire anyone can picture. SO GRODY. 1:02 PM May 31st via web in reply to andrewtshaffer
  10. @andrewtshaffer Human nature is absolutely repulsive. 12:55 PM May 31st via web in reply to andrewtshaffer
  11. I read part of 50 Shades of Grey and for some horrible reason I kept picturing Mark Zuckerberg so I had to stop. 12:53 PM May 31st via web
  12. @rachsyme @adam_rathe The Dumplettes would be a good name for our band. 12:50 PM May 31st via web in reply to rachsyme
  13. @JefferySelf I once saw Ryan Gosling on the street just as I realized my shirt had spontaneously unbuttoned itself. 11:35 AM May 30th via web in reply to JefferySelf
  14. @lizflahive YAY!!! I can't wait to see it! xoxoxo 11:12 AM May 30th via web in reply to lizflahive
  15. @dangerfishback No! But I'm flattered to be thought of together. 9:20 PM May 29th via web in reply to dangerfishback
  16. Are these @AndrewAndrew's grandparents? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2… 10:13 AM May 29th via web
  17. @amyselwyn Thank you, Amy! Glad you enjoyed. 7:11 AM May 29th via web in reply to amyselwyn
  18. @TomCarpenter0 Oh no, not tears! Although I am secretly thrilled. Thank you so much. x 7:11 AM May 29th via web in reply to TomCarpenter0
  19. @KateMedia Thank you! So glad you liked it. 7:11 AM May 29th via web in reply to KateMedia
  20. @Zekeness And mysterious pregnancy! Don't forget mysterious pregnancy! 2:01 PM May 24th via web in reply to Zekeness
  • Name Rachel Shukert
  • Web http://rachelshuk...
  • Bio I wrote a book called Everything Is Going To Be Great. You should maybe buy it!
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