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  1. Hot New Couple Alert! http://gawker.com/5412099/p... about 12 hours ago from web
  2. Sobering--when raw sewage floods into bathroom, first thought is:God, please be mine! Super saved day; but expect to die of cholera by AM. 3:55 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Recession solved! Thanks Joan Collins!!! http://tiny.cc/6Lspu 9:14 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. No one makes a sex tape if they don't want SOMEONE to see it. It's like no teenage girl keeps a journal she doesn't sort of want published. 8:51 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Does anyone else think that Eric Cartman should sue Glenn Beck for intellectual property theft? 6:11 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. Just put your goat leggings on and try to blend in. 4:34 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. @martybeckerman That story is 4 years old--thanks archives! But as long as there be horny Jews in the world, I guess I'll have a career. 2:18 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. What does it say about me that Where the Wild Things Are made me cry more than Precious? Am I living embodiment of Stuff White People Like? 2:16 PM Nov 21st from web
  9. Ladies and gentlemen, I am rendered speechless. Get it? Rendered? http://tiny.cc/VU6ew 8:35 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. @julieklausner Once again saving me from madness. Would explain, but "It's Complicated." 5:47 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. @youritlist Di-VINE. 5:47 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. NO! no no no no no no no. http://gawker.com/5408498/j... 1:05 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Hey, how do I put a personalized image my twitter background--not the wallpaper they offer? Thoughts? 6:00 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. @martybeckerman Yeah, if you're a guy. Remind me to pick up a penis the next time I go to the liquor store. 5:56 AM Nov 19th from web
  15. Beloved children's artist and school-supply designer Lisa Frank appears to lead a double life as pop star Mariah Carey. http://tiny.cc/Oel1w 6:31 PM Nov 18th from web
  16. Terribly irritated not to have been Gore's plus one for the National Book Awards tonight--who does he think he is, anyway? 6:24 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. @youritlist What did you wear?? 7:41 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. The Daily Mail informs us today that we will all be turned into sex-crazed, emotionless animals because of female Viagra. So...SCORE! 5:40 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. Just voted in internet poll as to whether Robin Wright Penn looks better blonde or brunette. Might be time to do some work. 7:34 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. My computer crashed briefly as I was trying to open Ben Brantley's review of the Ragtime revival. Does it know something I don't? 1:08 PM Nov 16th from web