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  1. I've completed my Christmas shopping earlier than December 24. Pretty sure this makes me a modern day Santa. With better outfits, obviously.
  2. @BenHeadon Hypnotic jiggling?
  3. @bronte_saurus The other day I awoke to a crescent of cheeseburger on the pillow next to me. It's the perfect hangover room fragrance.
  4. @abstractg Nom, I'm suitably jealous. Greenhouse for... lunch?
  5. @Jessthemediocre it's going to be apricot city, mon frere. My head will look like a summer fruit.
  6. In my much awaited hairdresser appointment, being bleached to high heaven. My head looks like a soft serve.
  7. The Cyndi Lauper/ Hives Christmas duel is the best christmas song ever.
  8. @Jessthemediocre Lies. The ciccarelli name is all about cheeseburgers and binge drinking.
  9. Yesterday's long lunch ended at midnight with a maccas run. Today I woke up to a half eaten cheeseburger and a satiated dog.
  10. @BenHeadon :0 That's like my fantasy. You could build an amazing walk in wardrobe with that in an existing space...
  11. @penguinempire My phone died early yesterday, but I just saw that heinous butterfly. Eugh.
  12. @bronte_saurus Disown! Disown!
  13. @KevinRuddPM OK, Now you're *forcing* me to vote for Abbott. #nocleanfeed
  14. Met one of KRudd's staffers, she said they had an fight about porn on the net. Kev thinks it's >40%. Deluded is not the word. #nocleanfeed
  15. LUPE IS COMING TO MEEEE (Prepares marital bed)
  16. Fuck you, St George's Tce. First, you flash my underwear to your citizens, then you cause me to drop my iPhone and crack the screen. Again.
  17. @JessRuiz No idea, but the jews know what they're doing.
  18. @fallsofficial Wish I knew about this earlier! It's costing me $400 one way from melb alone!
  19. Hello, converting to Judaism - one of the girls just bought in kosher donuts, NOM NOM NOM.
  20. Dreams last night revolved around eating and talking about eating prosperous chicken at The Red Teapot. Holidays can't come soon enough.