RaZa2002
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It's official....Asian girls do not feel me. AT ALL.
about 19 hours ago
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Finished shooting for Jesus' film and gearing up to shoot a new Adam and Darren this weekend.
1:27 PM Nov 23rd
from mobile web
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Life is killing me right now.
9:14 PM Nov 22nd
from mobile web
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"Queens get the money, long time no cash"
10:45 AM Nov 20th
from mobile web
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RIP ODB!!! One of the founding fathers of Wu-Tang, and the only artist I know of who had Shorty Shitstain featured on an album.
7:11 PM Nov 13th
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Alright meatheads, parade is over. Time to go back to your respective bridges and tunnels.
9:17 AM Nov 6th
from mobile web
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Why do people ride the Staten Island ferry like that shit is something to do?
8:43 AM Nov 4th
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Why don't people leave their bratty, crying, bratty kids at home where I can't hit them.
12:09 PM Oct 22nd
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After having been in Staten Island for an hour, I have no qualms about writing a show about stupid cops. None, whatsoever.
11:33 AM Oct 22nd
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Hey Borders? Yea you, you're the only bookstore here. Listen. When books come out, have them. OK?
3:18 PM Oct 15th
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Getting that RZA book today, and that Tracy Morgan next week. I would read them both in the bookstore, but I gotta support my dudes.
9:31 AM Oct 15th
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Letterman's production company is called Worldwide Pants. Who else works there, Clinton, and John Edwards? I'm here all night folks...
2:26 PM Oct 2nd
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'Twas the night I realized I was Larry David. Bomp, bomp, bomp...
9:20 AM Sep 18th
from mobile web
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I think u should send a press kit and some music to duckdown
8:19 PM Sep 16th
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Just delivered to the circuit court where Madoff was tried. You gotta take off everything to get in that place. Damn.
7:03 AM Sep 11th
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Number 9...Number 9...Number 9. The Beatles will have drained me of 300 dollars by the end of today.
1:00 PM Sep 9th
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If you want to make UVA football jokes, jjust remember, I could give a shit. I only "attended".
5:05 PM Sep 6th
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Gettin' smelly in the Hamptons.
10:37 AM Sep 5th
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chatting at
1:13 AM Sep 3rd
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@ ok cool.
7:36 PM Aug 25th
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in reply to callmeGIFTED
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- Name Darren Nelson
- Location New York City
- Bio Actor/Comedian/Writer
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