RSub27
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Still can't believe Encyclopaedia Britannica A) still exists and B) is spelled like a delicious Spanish dish.
about 6 hours ago
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I remember the days when you didn't have to eat another human to become well known.
about 23 hours ago
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Earthquake off the coast of Malibu. Officials reporting it was just Mel Gibson yelling at some rabbis.
10:35 PM May 29th
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Seen: Ray Liotta at Best Buy buying an Avatar DVD. Not Seen: Ray Liotta bawling in his car that he had to pay for an Avatar DVD.
4:02 PM May 26th
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@ 999,999 penises not enough. This tweet doesn't sound right. Let's pretend it didn't happen.
9:44 PM May 22nd
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in reply to AgeofaDarius
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@ I KNOW. Miss you too bffffffff. If it's Kings- Rangers I will lose my mind. Maybe I'll only watch the 3rd periods in honor.
9:42 PM May 22nd
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@ Alter Ego Brad Doty rearing it's ugly head tonight.
9:40 PM May 22nd
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in reply to BernieK_
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@ All that Ron Ron (artest )Juice wearing off on Doughty.
9:39 PM May 22nd
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in reply to emilynerland
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No need to worry, cougars still more than welcome. RT @ Mountain lion killed by authorities in Santa Monica
11:18 AM May 22nd
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Judge must have outsourced his own brain. RT @ Dharun Ravi sentenced to 30 days in jail in Tyler Clementi webcam spying case.
10:47 AM May 21st
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@ Just call me the Connosieur of the Wang. Wait, what?!? P.S. I want to own a Suck It Franchise. "What do you own?" "Suck It."
3:08 PM May 17th
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@ That story had nothing to do with the world famous, Mr. Wiener's Balls and Wangs in Toms River, NJ.
1:04 PM May 17th
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"Sorry, Can't make it. Have a brunch today." -Things no man would say.
12:20 PM May 17th
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@ @ The pregame ones are gold. "Is Dubinsky close?" "Not telling you." "Plans for tonight?" "Play better."
10:58 AM May 17th
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in reply to Giordano_MV
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Whoever decided that eating a banana or popsicle in public was acceptable is the hero of voyeurs everywhere.
10:15 AM May 16th
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@ Love it. Some of the questions being asked are unintelligent, "Why did you take TO after icing?" Forthright and honest.
9:48 AM May 15th
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in reply to richarddeitsch
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The name "America's Got Talent" is the only reason schools still teach English classes.
9:24 AM May 15th
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Yoga pants are the new side boob.
10:24 AM May 11th
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The real travesty of another Johnny Depp/Tim Burton movie is that it's not Edward Scissorhands 2 : Cut Day.
10:14 AM May 11th
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Just thanked a friend for sending me a thank you note. When will this end??
9:43 AM May 11th
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