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RLDame

@AwkPentecostal when pastor is doing a wedding for folks who ain't in church and starts off with "praise the Lord everyone" 10:30 AM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to AwkPentecostal
@AwkPentecostal that awkward moment when Angry Birds resonates throughout the sanctuary during the sermon 4:31 AM May 6th via Twitter for Android
@MichaelLSparks I'm comin down there to fill up! 4:22 AM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to MichaelLSparks
The Spirit wrapped Himself in flesh so we need to wrap our flesh in the Spirit.#IneedtobelikeYou 2:25 PM May 5th via Twitter for Android
@AmedeLucas so if he was in a whole marathon that mean he woulda finished 144th?? :P 11:22 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to AmedeLucas
Lewiston DMV lost their power. Good thing CMP is across the street! #forgottopaythelightbill 11:19 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for Android
Ariprado78 How can Christians who put little fish symbols on their stuff-NOT believe that water is essential to salvation. Try telling fish that. 7:43 PM Apr 21st via Mobile Web Retweeted by RLDame and 13 others
Can't wait to have kids, I won't have to rake my own lawn or mow it either! #freelabor 6:58 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for Android
When I was a little kid, I used to think that if you wrote on an eraser in pencil that there wouldn't be anything there. #madesensetome 6:27 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for Android
I don't wonder if I'm gonna die when I ride with Kodi, I now start to expect it. #willitcountassuicide? 12:39 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
Your problem isn't the problem. It's your reaction that's the problem. 5:41 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
No one has ever choked to death when swallowing their pride. 3:54 AM Mar 28th via Twitter for Android
@twade_89 I'll put it back in a cup an mail it to ya. 4:07 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to twade_89
@jddevall @twade_89 Your sweet tea was always stocked up too! 9:42 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to jddevall
You know you're lazy when you set the microwave for 2:33 an not 2:30 cuz you don't wanna move your finger to the 0 #everysecondcounts 9:39 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for Android
You're so gross you'd make Helen Keller puke 8:32 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for Android
The distance you have to go to get to Refuge depends on where you dwell. Keep God close and you won't have to run far. 6:11 PM Feb 15th via Twitter for Android
A woman has never killed a man who was doing dishes. I figure I'm safe for the next couple hours. 7:55 AM Feb 15th via Twitter for Android
timhawkinscomic We got an all points bulletin on a baby with a weapon. License plate Charlie-Uniform-Papa-India-Delta...aka Diapah Snipah... 5:48 AM Feb 14th via HootSuite Retweeted by RLDame and 99 others
Cold outside but church was hot!! 9:29 AM Feb 12th via Twitter for Android