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RLDame

  1. @AwkPentecostal when pastor is doing a wedding for folks who ain't in church and starts off with "praise the Lord everyone"
  2. @AwkPentecostal that awkward moment when Angry Birds resonates throughout the sanctuary during the sermon
  3. @MichaelLSparks I'm comin down there to fill up!
  4. The Spirit wrapped Himself in flesh so we need to wrap our flesh in the Spirit.#IneedtobelikeYou
  5. @AmedeLucas so if he was in a whole marathon that mean he woulda finished 144th?? :P
  6. Lewiston DMV lost their power. Good thing CMP is across the street! #forgottopaythelightbill
  7. Can't wait to have kids, I won't have to rake my own lawn or mow it either! #freelabor
  8. When I was a little kid, I used to think that if you wrote on an eraser in pencil that there wouldn't be anything there. #madesensetome
  9. I don't wonder if I'm gonna die when I ride with Kodi, I now start to expect it. #willitcountassuicide?
  10. Your problem isn't the problem. It's your reaction that's the problem.
  11. No one has ever choked to death when swallowing their pride.
  12. @twade_89 I'll put it back in a cup an mail it to ya.
  13. @jddevall @twade_89 Your sweet tea was always stocked up too!
  14. You know you're lazy when you set the microwave for 2:33 an not 2:30 cuz you don't wanna move your finger to the 0 #everysecondcounts
  15. You're so gross you'd make Helen Keller puke
  16. The distance you have to go to get to Refuge depends on where you dwell. Keep God close and you won't have to run far.
  17. A woman has never killed a man who was doing dishes. I figure I'm safe for the next couple hours.
  18. Cold outside but church was hot!!