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  1. @nobes0 *cough* Kelvin Sampson.
  2. shave their armpits #menshouldnever
  3. Pepsi and mac and cheese #IGrewUpOn
  4. omg, how do you tell someone that won't leave you alone to fuck off without being offensive?
  5. @WhitneyCummings awesome you're coming to Louisville, will be sure to pick up tickets for it!
  6. @writerofictions your sense of humor must have taken a hit lately then.
  7. I think @sarahcolonna has the best tweets out of the chelsea lately crew.
  8. RT @sarahcolonna: Dear Christmas shopping: Fuck off. Love, Sarah
  9. RT @WhitneyCummings: I feel like wedding "band" was intended to be spelled "banned."
  10. @kathleenschulte this is the most fun i can remember having watching a cats game since the late 90s
  11. Goodbye us bank u have irrevocably damaged a relationship w a 6 yr customer good job
  12. liked the interview! @guybranum
  13. RT @guybranum: Friends and Neighbors: please Digg my interview, guys! http://digg.com/television/Chelsea_Guy_Television
  14. I would take waking up to an empty bed over empty promises any day of the week
  15. @nobes0 well, you'll have that. I'm not good at learning either.
  16. I obviously need to learn that ppl do not change and are inherently self absorbed
  17. #nottosayonfirstdate "I'll have a glass of white zinfandel."
  18. why is it so hard for people to update facebook or tweet without a spelling error!?!?!? MY GOD!
  19. RT @WhitneyCummings: Carrie Prejean really is an embarrassment to ignorant whores.
  20. I love my roomate, but do me a favor, if you're going to stack plates on top of bowls half filled with water, please let me put them away.